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Oh my god MANIAC.
I would easily get lost in Britain, how many roundabouts and crossroads were on that route there Jakg? It would take me 20 times to remember that
What you don't see is Jack using his phone as a GPS in his crotch.
Quote from dawesdust_12 :What you don't see is Jack using his phone as a GPS in his crotch.

Embarrasing confession - I use my satnav on *every* journey (even driving to work, a journey i've done 500+ times...

(although not in my crotch - it just means if I get stuck in a traffic jam I can just navigate around it with 2 clicks).
I don't use my phone for GPS at all. Even on the weekend when I was driving somewhere that I had never been before.. I drove by feel.
@ jakg

Haha, i thought so Those labyrinth crossroads aside, that's a beatifull scenery and roads, wish my drive to work was that exciting

PS: i bought a new phone mainly for GPS
Quote from mrodgers :HOLY CRAP! You are a menace out there! I saw you overtake 7 other bikes at once, and there was a parked car there! What if someone was inside that car and decided to open the door?

2:37, car that drove over into the bike lane. That must have been Jakg

Seriously, what was with the noise? You ride a tricycle to work?

The rims are dented so they aren't round, which is why it wobbles. The front basket mount is a bit loose, and I had my keys and other stuff in it which explains the rattling.

I warned the cyclists I overtook well in advance, but they didn't respond, so I took the easy way. Ofcourse I looked through the windows of the car to see whether there was someone inside. Most people are retarded, so I take caution.

What you saw at 2:37 is legal and not dangerous at all. That particular section only just wide enough for two cars and a cyclist, and because I was well behind him, he had enough space to move to the side.

The woman I overtook at 1:58 stayed on the right side of the bicycle lane, which is why I didn't ring my bell, until she suddenly did move to the left. I thought she had noticed me.

It's common for cyclists to ring their bell to pass someone, and the slower cyclists have to move to the side immediately. This should be instinctive and most people who aren't too stupid to breathe do this very well.
i hope you're not trying to give me the clap...
What's a clap? That was a high-five you Irish bastard
Quote from dadge :i hope you're not trying to give me the clap...

He can't give you what you already have. You dirty hussy, you told me you was a virgin.
i think you'll find i was given the all clear by the vet.
Quote from Boris Lozac :What's a clap? That was a high-five you Irish bastard

Because I don't think this particular piece of slang is used outside of the UK / Ireland, "the clap" is slang for Gonorrhea

A clap is obviously a... clap.
Quote from Jakg :Because I don't think this particular piece of slang is used outside of the UK / Ireland, "the clap" is slang for Gonorrhea

A clap is obviously a... clap.

Should be.

Back when I was in school we use to clap at this girl everytime she walked in the room, for that very reason.

She didn't really have it, we were being "funny".
Jakg, if you keep driving like that you might damage your DRL's!
Hard to follow when it's sped up that much.
Quote from Bob Smith :Hard to follow when it's sped up that much.

Would you rather watch a hour and a half long video?

:P

What does your drive to work look like?
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