how the **** did i get home?

Lovely drunk Finnish people.

Terve poika.

EIpä täs mitään.

Quote from Uke :

EIpä täs mitään.

Krapula tulee pian.

I don't know if that makes any sense. :X

Turba kinni.

Humans are homing pigeons. It just takes alcohol for us to use that ability. I've got so drunk in the past I lost all memory for a 24 hour period, but some how I managed to wake up in my own bed.

The 'beer compass' is an essential part of the drunkard's toolkit. See also:

Beer jacket - allows you to stay warm for hours in December when dressed in only jeans and a tshirt
Beer goggles - causes any woman viewed to appear attractive
Beer moped - allows you to travel great distances in seemingly no time
Beer armour - allows the wearer to shrug off almost any injury up to and including loss of limbs
Beer translator - allows you to understand and communicate with a speaker of any language in existance, provided they have acheived an equal level of drunkenness.

Quote from P5YcHoM4N :

I lost all memory for a 24 hour period, but some how I managed to wake up in my own bed.

Whenever I lose large amounts of time in my memory, I wake up in my friend's bathroom... no idea why not my own, but I guess it's smarter that way

Quote from Crashgate3 :

The 'beer compass' is an essential part of the drunkard's toolkit. See also:

Beer jacket - allows you to stay warm for hours in December when dressed in only jeans and a tshirt
Beer goggles - causes any woman viewed to appear attractive
Beer moped - allows you to travel great distances in seemingly no time
Beer armour - allows the wearer to shrug off almost any injury up to and including loss of limbs
Beer translator - allows you to understand and communicate with a speaker of any language in existance, provided they have acheived an equal level of drunkenness.

the veer jacket doesn't work. well, it works but you will find yourself quite sick in the morning.

Quote from Crashgate3 :

Beer goggles - causes any woman viewed to appear attractive

I don't believe in beer goggles, women don't become more attractive as you become more drunk, your standards just drop so low when drunk you don't care they are a mess.

Quote from RiseAgainstMe! :

Whenever I lose large amounts of time in my memory, I wake up in my friend's bathroom... no idea why not my own, but I guess it's smarter that way

I think it is better to wake up in someone else's bed, the last time I got seriously drunk, I decorated my bed in vomit, if I crashed in someone else's bed, I wouldn't have to spend a couple of hours cleaning the room.

I like the 'Beer bus'

It's a bus that, around 1am, takes all the ugly women away, leaving only attractive ones.

Quote from P5YcHoM4N :

I think it is better to wake up in someone else's bed, the last time I got seriously drunk, I decorated my bed in vomit, if I crashed in someone else's bed, I wouldn't have to spend a couple of hours cleaning the room.

A mate of mine came home wrecked, and managed to piss all over his bed. He also forgot that his gran was visiting for a few days and was sleeping in his room for the duration.

Quote from Crashgate3 :

A mate of mine came home wrecked, and managed to piss all over his bed. He also forgot that his gran was visiting for a few days and was sleeping in his room for the duration.

my roommate pissed in my other friend's (down the hall) sock drawer. That was quite the episode

just thursday I lost my backpack, containing all my keys for my uni flat and home and car in the middle of the woods (Fatherday, 10 guys and a bollerwagen full of beer and stuff)
an hour later, I hadn't even noticed it missing, a drunk friend of mine who went round with anothe group handed it to me. He found it in the middle of the woods, not near any paths or similar

Quote from Crashgate3 :

I like the 'Beer bus'

A mate of mine came home wrecked, and managed to piss all over his bed. He also forgot that his gran was visiting for a few days and was sleeping in his room for the duration.

No doubt saved his gran the effort of making his room smell like pee.

Quote from ACCAkut :

just thursday I lost my backpack, containing all my keys for my uni flat and home and car in the middle of the woods (Fatherday, 10 guys and a bollerwagen full of beer and stuff)
an hour later, I hadn't even noticed it missing, a drunk friend of mine who went round with anothe group handed it to me. He found it in the middle of the woods, not near any paths or similar

Lucky bastard! Each time I lose something I never gets it back

Ahh the ol' losing the keys. Lost mine. Looked for them around 9am the next morning. Around 3pm someone had found them in a place I had never been before.

I think we all know that when you are drunk, you are in another world/body/brain.

I think that when you are drunk you travel through time/space itself, to come to places you never know or knew in no time :|

Quote from The Very End :

I think that when you are drunk you travel through time/space itself, to come to places you never know or knew in no time :|

I think that's something else.

It canot possible be, you are wrong, 100% sure of it.

Quote from The Very End :

It canot possible be, you are wrong, 100% sure of it.

Ok.

I once lost my brain, and never got it back.
Probably because there was too much blood left in my alcohol.

Quote from bmwe30m3 :

I once lost my brain, and never got it back.
Probably because there was too much blood left in my alcohol.

So it's your blood writting down with your hands now?

There was a weekend?

There was also the leaked released of S3, but half you guys were too drunk to notice. It's taken down now sadly. Better luck next time

Sounds like me a few months ago had nfi how i got into my sisters car let alone when i called her to pick me up xD
Lets just say from that night on wards any form of alcohol makes me puke i cant even take a sip without wanting to hurl my guts.

But TVE he is the Charlie Sheen of drinking the man is a walking legend