i'd mostly give her some angry butt sex. mostly. maybe give her a Dirty Sanchez(stick your thumb up her bunger then wipe it on her top lip to give her a shit mustache).
Haha to be honest it was on the hat rack at work. (yeah don't ask) and I said if I could have it, so they said "yeah if you want" (thinking I was joking) and I bloody well took it home!