Time for some fun
http://www.cheatingtranslators.com/bad-translator



Original text:

"Is this a good translator?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Is that OK?"

Original text:

"Penis"

...56 translations later we get:

"Social proved"

Original text:

"scawen roberts is a developer of live for speed"

...56 translations later we get:

"Robert skavo sound of life."


Original text:

"lfs forum"

...56 translations later we get:

"Weight - groups."

Haha nice find.

Original text:
"bad translator is bad"

"Definition of crime"

"lick my mustard"

...56 translations later we get:

"Her brother also was beaten."

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"go on bitch!, smell my finger"

...56 translations later we get:

"Bad finger, dogs tmgankag ฉ time!"

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Original text:
"Read the ****ing manual" ...56 translations later we get: "Preparation"

Original text: "Live for Speed is a serious racing simulator. No arcade modes, no steering aids - YOU have to do the driving. " ...56 translations later we get: "The script, the Racing game Approaches, there to be a white line."

Original text:
"Cheating Translators is not responsible for the accuracy or content provided by the community." ...56 translations later we get: "Responsible for the Accuracy of Information in Identifying fraud." :o

Original text:
"It's getting dark 'n' all the creatures start to live We cannot do no more than go 'n' hide in the bin We cannot move. They rule the kitchen and there's nothing that can be done. They mess the bedroom while we're waiting for the sun. "

"It was dark, the animals began to live, we can not hide the fact "that the waste is not to move. Decided not to the kitchen and laundry, waiting for the day"


Funneh stuff.

(reference from EpicMealTime)

"finger those chicks"

...56 translations later we get:

"Chicken Wing"
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"fingering those chicks"

...56 translations later we get:

"Remove all the chicken."

heh?

"hello, world!"

"ยินดีต้อนรับสู่โลก!"

"Hey guys what is up"

...56 translations later we get:

"Black"

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"Never answer me"

...56 translations later we get:

"This is not the answer."


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Well, it is correct on one thing.

Original text:
"I did not start this mess."

"I am confused."

Edit:

Ok, here is the best one
"You people make me sick! You disgust me! Go and shame yourselves!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Kgapehgapevi! Hakkunpevi! For you."

Original text:

"you are so funny"

...56 translations later we get:

"I will give you."

wtf lol

"My wife came home with carpet burns on her knees, whats with that whore?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Sofa Prostitutes, and to help your family?"

lol...
Original text:

"fire"

...56 translations later we get:

"Starts"

Original text:

"they see me rolling, they hatin"

...56 translations later we get:

"I like swimming."

Original text:

"my car has a engine problem"

...56 translations later we get:

"Discuss."

Original text:

"What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Oh, baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more "

...56 translations later we get:

"Children, but I hurt my children ferirme."

rofl

Original text:
"this translation is bad i want my money back"
...56 translations later we get:
"OK."

^ LMAO

Original text:

"BABY BABY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

...56 translations later we get:

"Children ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Nice one.

Original text:

"Me no speak English"

...56 translations later we get:

"He speaks English."

"These are not the droids you are looking for"

"I can not blame the clergy."

..thats how they got away with child molesting all those years.

" Your Mum is so fat "

56 translations later we get :

" It's a good thing "


D: O M Goodnessessess.

Original text:

"Water, fire, air and dirt F****ng magnets, how do they work? And I don't wanna talk to a scientist Y'all motherf*****s lying, and getting me pissed"

...56 translations later we get:

"Water, air, fire, earth, and Magnetic force. Every copy of the global economy, and my children."

Original text:

"This translator sucks more than the prostitute on main street."

...50 translations later we get:

"Attracting and housing in the city."

"Black American Mother ****ers"
...56 translations later we get:
"The presence of Africans - American women."





EDIT:

"Wilko sucks donkey dick"

...56 translations later we get:

"Church ass Enrico."

Since I lack any original thought, I'm using song lyrics



Orginal: "I ain't nothing but tired Man I'm just tired and bored with myself" (Dancing in The Dark by Bruce Springsteen)


After 56 translations we got "Immediately, beard."


Orginal: "Sailors Fighting in the dance hall "
(Life On Mars by David Bowie)


After 56 translations we got "Navy football."

Original text:

"Chuck Norris"

...56 translations later we get:

"Issy, can."



Time to die...