Original text:
"My rooster is gigantic!"

"Exellent!"

EDIT;
Original text:

"Don't go breaking my heart!"

...56 translations later we get:

"และมันคือเรื่องจริง!"

LOL!..

Original text:

"this is fake"

...30 translations later we get:

"No"


E:

Original text:

"Do you wanna **** is the best way to pick up chicks!"

...30 translations later we get:

"Satan is the best girl!"

Original text:

"****** ****** ****** ****** ****** "

...56 translations later we get:

"Black"

Original text:

"My coffee is cold and my kebab is sour."

...56 translations later we get:

"Black, coffee and cold."

Original text:

"Your mother is very handsome and so is your dog."

...56 translations later we get:

"His mother, cleaning the dog."

Hours of entertainment.

Update: holy shite.

Original text:

"I want to go to bed, but your mother is already there."

...56 translations later we get:

"But not my mother."

He mad.

This one kinda cracked me up:

Original text:

"Ressurection by erection"

...56 translations later we get:

"Development"

Original text:
"Where is scirocco?"
...10 translations later we get:
"Who else is cool?"

"I just had sex with your sister."

...56 translations later we get:

"Six brothers and sisters."

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"What has Vettel done with his hair?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Like Sebastian?"

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How did it know to put Sebastian?

Original text:
"Hello, how are you? Have you had a nice day? I like anal rape."

"Healthy people: Hey! Rape me."

Original text:

"whats the time?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Now or never."


Sounds like a wierd killer

Original text:

"Incest? No for boys, yes for girls!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Incest? Sunday Marino"


Original text:

"I just called to say I love you."

...56 translations later we get:

"He was asking me if I love you."



Original text:

"I'd like to take a minute and sit right there to tell you how I became the fresh prince of Bel-Air!"

...50 translations later we get:

"Adam Air, Duke again a few minutes on foot!"

Original text:

"My vagina smells like fish."

...56 translations later we get:

"I like fish vagina."

Lol...

"who stole my bike?"
...56 translations later we get:
"Your Bike is Stalin."

"smoke weed"

...56 translations later we get:

"Appetite"



"Xbox is a piece of crap"

...56 translations later we get:

"X - suck - Hello."



Original text:

"Suddenly there were bats all around..."

...56 translations later we get:

"Maybe ... ... ..."


"LFS will never be finished..."

...56 translations later we get:

"Suitable for installation in France ... ... ... ... ..."





"America, Paying Nazis to keep up the good work.."

...56 translations later we get:

"National assosyatyon of the United States."

Original text: "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down"

...56 translations later we get:

"For example, a country always open."


Original text: "Yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards."

...56 translations later we get:

"Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sun"


Original text: "Oooh, Mooney! That's a shift+S!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Oh! Under you! Rating"


Original text: "Drafting works like a potato"

...56 translations later we get:

"Groups used for Potatoes."


Original text: "IF is a very long word in Formula One; in fact, IF is F1
spelled backwards."

...56 translations later we get:

"Indeed, the Equation of the Equation."

"Team Rock Racing is the best"

"Competition for the best rock."

2nd


"I sat on Santa's legs"

"I am not Santa."

3rd

I'd like a hamburger with extra cheese and bacon. After the hamburger I want to make out with you."

"Bacon, cheese, I love you, I want to add."

"I'd never wear pantyhose. Not ever."

...56 translations later we get:

"Tube."

aaand:

"I'm sorry officer. It was already broken before I got here. I didn't do it."

...56 translations later we get:

"The formal apology, a new number."

Quote :

"Who stole my ****ing cigarettes?"

...56 translations later we get:

"China interested in Smoking on the table?"

Quote :

"you are a son of a silly person! "

...56 translations later we get:

"Baba."

Quote :

"Contrary to popular belief, there actually is a spoon "

...56 translations later we get:

"Normal hair."

Brilliant!

Original text:
"In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin making trouble in "

"West Philadelphia, hunting, Kohring for a child born of the human heart. But in school. He spent most of the Decisions at home."

Lmfao i saw "child testis" in there somewhere as it was getting the translations.

Easy:
hello->welcome
welcome->Welcome if it'd've gotten case correct, that would be 100%
Welcome->Welcome

Hard:
shítniz->crap
crap->Him. as in H.I.M. or him or what?
Him.->.
.->. Well duh

Original text:

"the scirocco was a lie"

...50 translations later we get:

"Hot Air"

"I got kicked in the nuts for stealing your wallet. I do apologize!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Unfortunately, women have to steal a handbag!"

Interesting to say the least

Original text:

"I went to the shop yesterday."

...56 translations later we get:

"Buy"

LOL!

Original text:

"Racing sure is fun"

...50 translations later we get:

"Recreation programs"

"How many dentists does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the lightbulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash."

...56 translations later we get:

"Dental office Lighting. Anaesthesia and pink lips."