Ah, close enough.

Just remembered CPDU, because we've sold so many devices to them that the name sticked to my head.

I was a product designer for an engineering company.

Now I sit on my computer all day while the government pays me.

I live for my dreams

Quote from rediske :

Do I see myself doing this in 10 years from now? yes!
Do I see myself doing this in 20 years from now? hell yes!

You have no idea how jelaous I am!

I make cider in a small village.

I write software for devices that are used by thousands of ladies worldwide.
Cow milking robots

Quote from kingfag :

I write software for devices that are used by thousands of ladies worldwide.
Cow milking robots

And the award for a job which exists and I've never thought of goes to kingfag

apprentice tatto artist.

Quote from kingfag :

I write software for devices that are used by thousands of ladies worldwide.
Cow milking robots

i thought of something but if its just thousands i must have been wrong

Quote from AJS :

i thought of something but if its just thousands i must have been wrong

Same here, haha.

Quote from kingfag :

I write software for devices that are used by thousands of ladies worldwide.
Cow milking robots

Isn't that just a big vacuum pump with 4 hoses? Or technology got more advanced in last years?

Quote from -NightFly- :

You have no idea how jelaous I am!

...only 3 years ago I was unemployed for almost a year and had no perspective whatsoever. Then the one lucky moment came where I was given the opportunity to work in my studied career again. I had to move for my new job, but hey - everything is turning out fine now... :up:

Quote from KiRmelius :

Isn't that just a big vacuum pump with 4 hoses? Or technology got more advanced in last years?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vo4NJU5wTk

Quote from rediske :

...only 3 years ago I was unemployed for almost a year and had no perspective whatsoever. Then the one lucky moment came where I was given the opportunity to work in my studied career again. I had to move for my new job, but hey - everything is turning out fine now... :up:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vo4NJU5wTk

Looks expensive!

I'm declared invalid to work.

I have to live on a small monthly payment by the state.

I'm just a lowly mechanical engineer, had a play with the time lapse on my camcorder today...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH-8duASLe8

Quote from rockclan :

I'm declared invalid to work.

I have to live on a small monthly payment by the state.

Mentally insane?

Quote :

Mentally insane?

No, he's one of your old customers.

Smack is whack, yo.

Quote from KiRmelius :

Isn't that just a big vacuum pump with 4 hoses? Or technology got more advanced in last years?

everything automated

Quote from JJ72 :

I sleep with fat ugly lonely women.

You must do a heck of a lot of sleeping!

still student in mechanical engineering, working at VW assembling cars during the holidays for moneyz.

Quote from lap traffic nz :

I'm just a lowly mechanical engineer, had a play with the time lapse on my camcorder today...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH-8duASLe8

I wish I could weld.

Quote from anttt69 :

You must do a heck of a lot of sleeping!

Not much, it is a grose but high glossing job.

Quote from lap traffic nz :

I'm just a lowly mechanical engineer, had a play with the time lapse on my camcorder today...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH-8duASLe8

Since when do engineers do anything even remotely practical? At least out of university

Well, I kinda study mechanical engineering for a living. Most of the money I get come from studying.
Then I work in the IT department of my university, managing networks etc.

Quote from G!NhO :

everything automated

I've been shown already. I just remembered milking cows with homemade machine at my grandmother, when i was like 10 years old . It had two stroke engine from chainsaw and made a lot of noise, which frightened cows lol

Quote from hrtburnout :

I wish I could weld.

Weldings the easy part (especially with the old electric glue-gamw), dealing with clients who have no idea how things work is the biggest problem (or when they think they can build/fix something, fail miserably, then expect me to redo the whole project for next to nothing). ...must resist throwing hammer at heads...

Quote from RasmusL :

Since when do engineers do anything even remotely practical? At least out of university

I tried doing nothing in the managers office, gets boring staring at plans and computer screens, i'd rather be fabing on the shop floor. Much higher job satisfaction.