Alonso touring Ferrari's nuclear arms testing facility.
Alonso hoped his urine sample came back negative while on his birth control pill.
"I slip this in Massa's coffee, puts about 3 tenths on his qualifying time"
Alonso in Ferrari genome testing facility - working on the Massa gene, finds strange results that Massa has the genome of a 12 year old school boy.
"Hope Bear Grylls will like me now."
This is CSI: Forsure
More capshuns please guys!
IMO the real mystery there is how he made all those dishes levitate.
Quote from Franky.S :reaction after watching 2 girls 1 cup.

ROFL, I expected someone to say something like that
Quote from Rappa Z :IMO the real mystery there is how he made all those dishes levitate.

Not a caption really but I think you've won.
Ay, well then lets try this on for size (no pun intended).
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About to cum....




And so this takes my piss away? cool.
Meanwhile, David Coulthard finally managed to beat Raikkonen to the WC.
"and this tube leads to Davids car?"
Kimi - "What? Someone else already posted this picture in this thread? If that's true then I have an elephants trunk for a penis!"
"It ain't gonna suck itself"
"What do you mean: Elifants don't look like this?"
Durex Ribbled: "Extra pleasure, extra Kimi"
I don't want to pick the winner so whoever posts next can pick the winner. No pocking youself though!
"I will tzrow zis ball against ze head"
Tough luck, mein bitch.
Rubens, Michael has the ball. Confirm you understand.

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