Chris Wilkinson = wilko868
Jack Atkinson = me
Joe Ellis = JO53PHS
We have this joke that Ellis is gay, so when Wilko put his status as "Wow Ellis has finally plucked up the courage" I thought that he meant Joe had come out as gay, when actually he was referring to the owners of Sunderland FC who sacked their manager. And so Wilko was disappointed at this. :P
Sorry for the joke very few people will understand. :P