G27 will not work because it has been put away for months. Can you send me a blanket or possibly a glass of water. Devs you may be my only hope. Hurry, can't breath.

Surely a neighbour would help? What exact does not work? A glass of water won't be much help - although maybe help your parched throat. Does Windows recognize the wheel at all? Maybe someone already called 911. Anyway, is it still under warranty?

Throw the wheel in the fire. Problem solved.

wth??

If this is some sort of elaborate joke, its advanced level of sophistication prevents me from getting what the hell is all this about...

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If this is some sort of elaborate joke, its advanced level of sophistication prevents me from getting what the hell is all this about...

lol, "if".

I think Option 1 in the (don't get me started on it) poll sums it all up