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"I ****ed Santa Clause because I'm gay."

I f*cked a puppet because i'm gay!
"I ran naked with a monkey because Im single"

True story.
Inevitable PICTURE thread, ffs with those "i did that because i'm that"
Quote from aroX123 :

I took a crap on a robot because Im sexy

I hate a jew because i'm sexy , lol
I took a crap on a porn star because im sexy..
I did a blowjob to a prostitute because i'm racist
I hate a monkey because I'm gay.

I liked buses more....
i stabbed a vacuum cleaner because im racist lol...

I ****ed a horse because I stink








I stabbed a drunk mexican because I smoked crack.

The last picture is a perfect example of how to rob a gas station/bank/whatever using tits power.

This made me lol
Quote from mamoru :I smoked weed with santa clause because I'm gay.. well.. that is interesting LOL

and a ROFL @ sil3ntwar

Quote from Velociround :"I killed a dog because I have perfect abs".

Makes perfect sense to me.

Quote from USRacer :I ****ed a piece of shit because that's what I am. My life is COMPLETE!!!!!!

Quote from shashdev :I took a crap on a Nazi because I was horny.

Quote from Sobis :„I hate A drug dealer Because I stink“


Quote from Hahmo :I shot a travesty because I'm single.

Quote from The Very End :I tok a crap on a travesty because I got an orgasm

Quote from Töki (HUN) :"I ****ed Santa Clause because I'm gay."


Quote from -NightFly- :I f*cked a puppet because i'm gay!

Quote from vipex123 :"I ran naked with a monkey because Im single"

True story.

You must've read them once you quoted them.
i ran naked with a vacuum cleaner because i stink


Good morning people


its a bit cold in here ...

(just finished watching Top Gear in 720p)

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