Quote from mamoru :I smoked weed with santa clause because I'm gay.. well.. that is interesting LOL and a ROFL @ sil3ntwar Quote from Velociround :"I killed a dog because I have perfect abs". Makes perfect sense to me. Quote from USRacer :I ****ed a piece of shit because that's what I am. My life is COMPLETE!!!!!! Quote from shashdev :I took a crap on a Nazi because I was horny. Quote from Sobis :„I hate A drug dealer Because I stink“ Quote from Hahmo :I shot a travesty because I'm single. Quote from The Very End :I tok a crap on a travesty because I got an orgasm Quote from Töki (HUN) :"I ****ed Santa Clause because I'm gay." Quote from -NightFly- :I f*cked a puppet because i'm gay! Quote from vipex123 :"I ran naked with a monkey because Im single" True story.