Once upon a time, there was a really massive man called Jack. He wasn't fat really. He was just totally and extremely retarded, but now what is this it is a melon fat disease. Jack has now some red dots due to major full potato overload masturbation. He sadly failed. Now he hamburgers his face everytime he farts. The jalapeno dance didn't properly fit because he mad and Michael Jackson got the groove now he's stiff as a cable because of a poker face at the table which was actually a Ninja move with 2, 7 in a jar full of boiling piss of death. Suddenly he accidentally the whole internet and Scawen Roberts deleted all the new S3 content with a potato.
The end.
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