What on earth...?

Quote from Crashgate3 :

Haha, yes, you should make a whole range

if you can make some tiny spinners for it I'll be impressed...

photoshop em

Scraped, didnt die..

I still want to see you jump it.

Quote from KiRmelius :

I still want to see you jump it.

no chance :P

hahahaha oh my god
DAT STANCE BRUH

is this an actual thing?

bump, this is how it looks at the moment:

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Really?

I mean, seriously?

This exists?

And i thought long boarding was gay

Rofl

Quote from Omar1 :

no chance :P

If your goal was slamming something until its useless and now has no meaning other than scream "I GOT SWAG YO", like the hellalfush fad.

Congratulations on pulling it off very well.

lol, in the city I live in now I see almost no normal skateboards, its either longboards, ultrashort plastic skateboards, 10€ skateboards with plastic skidplates or these stupid waveboards. And its always hipsters with big glasses, scarfs and clouds of perfume riding them

Quote from Klutch :

If your goal was slamming something until its useless and now has no meaning other than scream "I GOT SWAG YO", like the hellalfush fad.

Congratulations on pulling it off very well.

its not useless.

How is it not useless?

Quote from klutch :

how is it not useless?

+1

Whatever floats your canoe

Quote from Klutch :

How is it not useless?

i can still ride it

so what happens when you come to a small dip in the road

do you stop and carry it over

Quote from ChiliFan :

so what happens when you come to a small dip in the road

do you stop and carry it over

no, just push it over as you would push a normal skateboard

Quote from Omar1 :

no, just push it over as you would push a normal skateboard

Can you still do the 'awesome' things a non-retarded skateboard can do? Like do stunts, not just look silly and only roll on a flat surface?

Quote from ACCAkut :

l.. ultrashort plastic skateboards, 1...

I have one of those, they're called penny boards. Anyways I didnt buy mine, my dad had one back in the 70's so I just took it out of the garage lol.

Quote from Bose321 :

Can you still do the 'awesome' things a non-retarded skateboard can do? Like do stunts, not just look silly and only roll on a flat surface?

Some people just enjoy the riding part of skateboarding...

Quote from Omar1 :

Some people just enjoy the riding part of skateboarding...

Ride it down a huge hill!

I love that this is a thing. A considerable amount of the 'why' has GOT to be for trolling purposes

Quote from KiRmelius :

Ride it down a huge hill!

dude, he wont be able to corner it because it now makes over 9000lbs of downforce!