I crashed a pathetic LFS wannabe and it sucked.
@_@

Quote from Kommienezuspadt :

I gave birth to every member of the T7R team because I love myself.

OMG iv been lied to my whole life!!

"I squashed an intro screen because I'm a stupid fanboy." ...yes i remember this well illepall

Quote from filur :

I threw rocks at a moderator in a drinking contest.

/me dodges and replies with:

I threw rocks at every member of the LFS beta testers in the forums.

I saw an UF1 because I hate my life

i spoke to your face because I'm a stupid fanboy.

I squashed the Blackwood forest guru so I could make friends.

hehe some of these are good :P

I crashed every member of the T7R team so I could make friends.

Uhhhh.

I crashed a wrecker because I like that sort of thing.

I gave birth to an Aston National fanboy in a drinking contest.

and I called him BOB

i wish i had a birthday that gave me 'I gave birth to my mother in an attempted suicide.'

but i got a boring 'I squashed an XRT in a drinking contest'

Troy

I squashed my mother so I could make more friends! (the scary thing is it's true!)

Good thread

I wrecked Vykos to see what would happen. hmmm...

I threw rocks at every member of the rfactor team in a drinking contest

I wrecked a wrecker in an attempted suicide.

I won Scawen, Eric and Victor in a drinking contest.

I spoke to Vykos in a drinking contest.

(wow-wee .... :really

I drove past a good forum attendant because my mom made me.

great game

I threw rocks at a BF1 and everyone laughed heartily.

I saw a moderator because my mom made me.

Eeeeh...not funny, oooor does that mean a saw, like a hacksaw and sawing. I saw moderator in pieces because my mom made me? That's more like it

Some are funny... other's don't work. But enjoying reading so far (keeps work interesting).

I spoke to every member of the LFS beta testers so I could make friends.

um i dont think so i think it should have been

I spoke to every member of the LFS beta testers because the voices tould me to.

I bought myself every member of the rFactor team in a drinking contest.

I threw rocks at The Blackwood forest guru because the voices told me to

I squashed a veteran because I'm a stupid fanboy.

lol!

I drove past every member of the rFactor team because it led to free credits.

Ha, pwned! Now gimme my free credits ffs.