But you didn't share the false alarm/miscarrage bit with your mates here
So, you now have the whole, preeteen, Teen, girlfriend/ boyfriend/ whatever they identify as friend/ etc, etc, etc....
So, as a grandparent, I strongly suggest watching both of these video's to aid your parenting. It's like a free course !
http://southpark-zone.blogspot.com/2008/01/s8-stupid-spoiled-whore-video-playset.html
And.....
http://southpark-zone.blogspot.com/2008/01/s10-tsst.html
There is actually great parenting advice in both of these......
Watch and learn
Cartman: Time out?
Stella: [takes him to a stool and places him on it as Liane watches] Whenever you are naughty, Eric, you are going to sit on this stool for five minutes.
Cartman: [glances down and thinks] And what exactly keeps me on the stool?
Stella: It's the time-out stool. You can't get down until the time is up.
Cartman: [looks at her, then hops off the stool] Whoa, how did I do that? [walks off to get his X-Box]
Stella: Eric, you have to stay in time-out!
Cartman: Ummm, no?
Stella: [approaches him, takes his hands off the console, and takes him back to the stool] Come on, you don't have a choice.
Cartman: All right, seriously, you're starting to piss me off now.
Stella: [genuflects and addresses him firmly] Eric, you need to listen to me. [to Liane] This is very important. I am getting down to eye level with Eric so that I can talk to him on his level. [to Eric] Eric, you need to understand why you are being punished. All right?
Cartman: I'm just gonna get down as soon as you move.
Stella: Well then, I'll just have to stand right here! [Cartman snorts inward, gathering up a wad of mucus and saliva and spitting it at Stella's mouth] Oh! [Cartman hops off and walks toward his X-Box] He spit in my mouth!
Liane: Yeah, it's best to avoid his level.