Morning all!
Becky, I'm not about to apologise for thoroughly enjoying your posts and frequently being in stitches when you poke fun. Your sense of humour and turns of phrase strike a chord
I do have to apologise for my friends Mikey and Cupcake (aka do0f), though, who would love nothing more than to steer me towards my next future ex Mrs Hopkinson. Their desire to pair me off with the first member of the opposite sex that comes along, in the belief that I'd be happier in a relationship than I am now, should not become your problem or a source of any discomfort for you. I do genuinely apologise!
SamZ