Breaking off from "Are LFS-racers better sim-racers?", I bring you the most asked question this side of our solar system's heliopause; are the members of the LFS community better lovers?

Is this our super-secret secret skill? The rumour is that credits unlock better methods.

Discuss

In a nutshell ....









yes.







Calum

let me ask my girlfriend...

...noooooo, she's deflating!

Quote from Calum :

In a nutshell ....
yes.

Lovers in a nutshell?

Vain

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Lovers in a nutshell?

well it was a CRAAZZEEEE weekend

Sounds more like a LAAAAZZYYYYYY weekend

T: Sure they are. NFS racers always hit the walls. LFS racers can hold there lines...

Oval racers are the best lovers anyway. Tried bumpdraft? =)

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Breaking off from "Are LFS-racers better sim-racers?", I bring you the most asked question this side of our galaxy's heliopause; are the members of the LFS community better lovers?

To prove what a romantic soul I am I should point out that the heliopause is a term relevant to the boundaries of our solar system's heliosphere.

"Honey, look at the night sky isn't it beautiful?"
"Yeah, did you know M30 is 26,000 light-years away?"
"Uh huh..."
"Also, penguins have a gland between their eyes that allows them to drink sea water."
"..."

Bah. GPL teaches you to control the uncontrollable

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To prove what a romantic soul I am I should point out that the heliopause is a term relevant to the boundaries of our solar system's heliosphere.

Bleh, you're right. I'm not sure what I was thinking when I was typing that I'm sure there must be an equivilent to the heliopause outside our galaxy though...

It's amazing the crap that surfaces when we're waiting for the next patch

Of course LFSers don't make the best lovers, they're too busy driving! "Are you coming to bed honey?" "Just one more race Sugar"

Quote from Jakg :

let me ask my girlfriend...

...noooooo, she's deflating!

Quote from Crazy Harry :

Oval racers are the best lovers anyway. Tried bumpdraft? =)

Oval racers can only do it one way, and they finish too quick.

Mean 8 lap warm-ups? What about the Fragmaster 500?

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Mean 8 lap warm-ups? What about the Fragmaster 500?

Once a year?

dont even start of drag racers lolol ...

all in a straigt line ... speed up then stop straight away

illepall

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Once a year?

No not that often. illepall

To find out we need to do an experiement. for satisfactory results you need a loving partner of reasonably long term. Show them how good a lover you are. Note it down (perhaps on several catagories, out of 10).

Then tell this partner to go and 'love' a non-LFS player for a while, long enough so that they know them properly. Do the same questionnaire. For control sake it might also be worth 'stealing' a lover from an non-LFS player (somehow), so that it works both ways.

We need lots of people to try this to get a satisfactory results base. The results shall speak for themselves.

*die spinnen die Briten*

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Is this our super-secret secret skill? The rumour is that credits unlock better methods.

Yes, I can confirm that more credits unlock better methods. And you can also develop skills at gaining credits more often if so desired.

my girlfriend actualy respects my racing in lfs...everytime i wanna race and shes on messenger she lets me drive in peace! and doesent dare to bother it is great and i really like that...shes not much of a racegirl but she watchs f1 :P.......i think we could say that we are a bit better lovers, because racing its all about devotation, passion, ... and love actualy

If proof is needed, I am willing make love to any of you in this thread. All we need is a volunteer to take one for the team.

Quote from Jakg :

let me ask my girlfriend...

...noooooo, she's deflating!

Be a man, have a heart..

.. let her down gently

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If proof is needed, I am willing make love to any of you in this thread. All we need is a volunteer to take one for the team.

I hear Tristen is open for anything.


But who needs to do research, it already exists. Anyone who plays LFS is a huge geek (anyone who says otherwise is a geek in hiding). Geeks are the best lovers.

There go, LFS players are the best lovers.

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Anyone who plays LFS is a huge geek

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