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Biographies
Has anyone seen the Biographies of people on the 1st and 2nd pages. Some are hilarious.
Here are a few examples:
tristancliffe: I can eat a stack of FIVE Jaffa Cakes at once without suffocating or choking! Kev is a GIRL!

thisnameistaken: I can eat a stack of four jaffa cakes at once without suffocating. Don't Believe The Tristan.

AndroidXP: I don't even know what a jaffa cake is.

Hyperactive: Only noobs eat jaffa cakes. Or choke.

the_angry_angel: I dont like perl, because it doesnt fit into my brain like all the other languages do.

Gunn: I was born at a very early age. Mother was there at the time.

P5YcHoM4N and joen: I like pie.

Madman_CZ: I have legs

Captain Slow: I was given birth to once. only once though.

duke_toaster: I have converted the LFS cars to run on Coca-Cola. 5000000mpg

KeMoT: I come from K-PAX

There aren't very many other ones past 2nd page because they aren't spammers that have nothing better to do

Does anyone else know any other funny biography captions.
Quote from nutty boy :...
There aren't very many other ones past 2nd page because they aren't spammers that have nothing better to do
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I disagree on my part

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Quote from nutty boy :There aren't very many other ones past 2nd page because they aren't spammers that have nothing better to do

Meh

I guess I'll have to think of something funny again
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(thisnameistaken) DELETED by thisnameistaken
I want jaffa cakes
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(thisnameistaken) DELETED by thisnameistaken
what biographies, i dont know what ur on about!?
or have i TOTALLY missed something here?
@nikimere
If You click the "Members List" button then you get the members list ( ) and there are the biographies (well, only if the person wrote one )
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(thisnameistaken) DELETED by thisnameistaken
lol yeah i have noticed it too.. i lol when i started to read the biographies of members (when sorted by post count) tristan downwards.....

hmhmhmh Jaffa cakes are gooood! "Did you know pne Jaffa Cake contains 1g of fat "
#8 - ORION
Quote from ORION :WIIIIII COOOKIES!!!!!111 xD

Jaffa cakes. They are not cookies. They are cakes
So THAT are jaffa cakes.
Yeah, they're cakes with a flubby orange thing and a layer of chocolate.
they do different flavours now too.. i had lemon, raspberry and cherry. But an original Jaffa is always orange
Yeah yeah, I know them. I guess "Jaffa" is a brand name and I just had no association to it.
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(thisnameistaken) DELETED by thisnameistaken
I bet Kev can stuff 4 of those in his mouth
Oh great they're going to change their biographies to "I can eat 5 MASSIVE GIGANTIC jaffa cakes in my mouth without choking
I raise that bet to five I am willing to post proof, but only if Kev does too
You should post proof of eating 5 jaffa cakes without choking.
I will, I have no jaffa cakes though. I'll get my mum to buy me some tomorrow.

EDIT: If my mum remembers, she will buy me some. Then i'll record myself, being sick probarbly.
Real men fund their own Jaffa Cake habits
Worship thy Jaffa I tell ye!
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