Praise be to thy Jaffa lord himself!

Edit: How's that for a spammy 2000th post

this thread encouraged me to tell the truth in me biography.
"I can eat a entire white castle burger without chewing and only shoving it in my mouth."

I bet I can get 7 jaffa cakes in my big gob. Bring it on.

I once played 'fluffy bunnies' with big mashmallows and managed 21

I intend to accept your challenge. I'll buy some tomorrow, and try to make a crappy video.

To recap (and ensure I understand The Rules correctly) - The stated and challenged quantity of Jaffa Cakes should be inserted entirely into the mouth of the acceptee with the Cakes remaining in a Whole state. Do lips have to be able to close at this point?

Then, once the above rule (and question) is satisfied, the acceptee must consume the cakes without any outside assistance (including hands or other people/objects), until most traces of cake are swallowed or a choking/breathing incident occurs. Small amounts of Cake remaining within the teeth or on the walls of the mouth/gums is allowed.

I assume that the video must be a single 'take', and show a before and after of the mouth (but not TOO close up, because young innocent people might be distressed at images of mandibles both before, during and after a Jaffa Cake session).

You've failed to state, or make it clear, if they should go into the mouth one at a time, or as a full stack I'd contribute, because I;m fairly confident that my gob is sufficiently large enough for a minimum of 6, only I have a lack of camera - unless I manage to find one tomorrow

Cameraphone and a mirror - it's what I'll be using (no one in their right mind would want to watch it whilst filming!)

Let's increase the difficulty a bit.

Suffocating and choking should be allowed, but rephrase the challenge to
"How many Jaffa Cakes can you eat without swallowing?"



*Eagerly awaiting hilarious videos to submit for Darwin award*
:bitehard: :sour: :eye-poppi :faint: :ambulance

Im in, ill get it sorted tomorrow

Do we get a prize?! Big Gob award?

edit: Do they all have to be stacked on top of one another? Or can I tuck some in at the edges? As long as they remain whole I guess.

edit2: Just read above...crystal clear

when you enter another league you can say "titles: biggest gob in LFS".

this is starting to get a little weird and franky quite disgusting

edit: where can i get me some jaffa cakes in .de ?

This is great. Changed from a thread about spammers being stupid to, well, a thread about spammers being more stupid.

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edit: where can i get me some jaffa cakes in .de ?

Griesson Soft Cakes are pretty much the same I'd say.

Moved to off-topic.

Cool. Didn't know if I should put it in OT or General. It did originally have an LFS related meaning but it disappeared. Quite quickly.

Quote from TheDeppchef :

Griesson Soft Cakes are pretty much the same I'd say.

sure but do the pass as jaffa cakes under FIJ (Fédération Internationale de l'Jaffa-Cake) rules ?

Quote from thisnameistaken :

Agreed!

i guess they do

hehe.

(jesus i am so sad. and determind not to let that die out, Mr_B)