So... where is this female storage facility located?

Back on topic...ish!
I remember when I was young(er) us guys used to go out on the pull in pairs just to counteract this very problem. Being a nondescript short-arse at the time, it was always ME who ended up with the fat ugly mate...until I had a brainwave!
We 'rediscovered' the age-old lads night out game of "grab-a-grot", where we all put a quid in the kitty (a Pound was a lot of pennies in them days!) and the guy who ended up with the ugliest bird at the end of the night won the kitty.....


I played to lose, it cost me a £1.00 but it was worth it!


PS...27 is DEFINATELY not old......(yet!)

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hehe... you're 16... you're allowed to make rude comments like the one you did I still do and I'm 18 but I usually keep them contained

/me waits for Cpt. Slow to have another rude thought

i was in consett today.
someone in barry`s bargain store stunk of B.O so i walked out.

Ant, it's really not a war. Or if it is a war, the trick is to find a fellow pacifist.

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So... where is this female storage facility located?

I'm having problems getting planning permission!

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Back on topic...ish!
I remember when I was young(er) us guys used to go out on the pull in pairs just to counteract this very problem. Being a nondescript short-arse at the time, it was always ME who ended up with the fat ugly mate...until I had a brainwave!
We 'rediscovered' the age-old lads night out game of "grab-a-grot", where we all put a quid in the kitty (a Pound was a lot of pennies in them days!) and the guy who ended up with the ugliest bird at the end of the night won the kitty.....


I played to lose, it cost me a £1.00 but it was worth it!


PS...27 is DEFINATELY not old......(yet!)

Hey great idea definately gona try that one out sometime. Although that reminds me, me & some mates once had a pull a minger night for a laugh in a local town. I got really pissed & woke up the next morning next to an undescribeable creature. :scared: needless to say I have never run so fast in all my life!

scared for life


What are the rules to grab a grot? do u have to sleep with them or will a drunken snog do? I am a bit short of cash at the moment.

the trick is to now care about the hottie and go for the chubby one: (and no im not a hogger)
http://www.clevescene.com/issues/2003-10-01/feature.html

Great article even if a little bit sexist, but its about time we turned things around.

I especially enjoyed the part "he demanded oral sex & then booted them out of the car" lol harsh but fair

As for caring for the hottie unless she is actually a nice person I usually find that pretty girls are infact the spawn of the devil!

testing

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testing

Well thats just dizzcusting!!! GO ON YOU DIRTY HORSE HEEEEYAAA!!!! lmao
:camera: :munching_ Keep us updated...

well I had my first thread closed due to apparent flaming.

then after further discussions to resolve matters I was told to cease communication with nameless by some called "Live for Speed"

so was just testing to see if I still had freedom of speech on these forums

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well I had my first thread closed due to apparent flaming.

then after further discussions to resolve matters I was told to cease communication with nameless by some called "Live for Speed"

so was just testing to see if I still had freedom of speech on these forums

LOL ok then as you can see it was easy to misunderstand your post as something else"Thought you were testing somethin else"