The online racing simulator
How to drop your IQ in less than 5 minutes.
Step 1: Read the EA forums about NFS Carbon.

Allow me to share with you the sheer intelligence of the posts on this forum.

From the topic about how you will steer on the Nintendo Wii:


Guy1>>I think it'll be kinda like NFS: MW, you have to like Hold down the Trigger and use the Control Stick to stear.
Guy2>> for the last F'in time u dont use the nunchuck or any analogue stick in carbon
Guy3>> well you do use the analog stick and i think you have the choice to use the gc controller.
Guy2>> well no u dont use the analogue stick u wait until theres a carbon video for Wii
Guy3>> whatever
Guy2>>and again
Guy3>>and again what
Guy2>> just find something to talk about b4 people start callin u a spammer like iceboyp4
Guy3>> okay so how do you steer with wiimote
Guy2>> well u hold the remote sideways and turn in like a steerin wheel
Guy3>> that may be the way, although you should have more ways to steer and everthing



I won't go on anymore, for fear that I'm going to kill anyone who reads this topic.

EDIT:I needed to add this, It's right up there with the quote from nath2004uk in my signature.
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because in exite truck all u do is steer and keep ur thumb on the gas and Need For Speed Carbon is so much more complicated than that.

Yeeeaaaaaaahhhh
that game is the most stupid game i've ever seen. I have a lot of NFS playing friends, and none of them are going to buy it.

edit: I watched a movie of in game play, a mountain road with run-off twenty feet wide around the entire track is extreme? I would feel more on the edge on the KY oval. This game seems like NFS:MW just with mucle cars and it is placed in tokyo. Also it says you have to race for your territory. Seems like everytime you race you are in a gang war? Yawn, it's a cross of Grand Theft aAuto and NFS:MW.
Quote from Rappa Z :Yawn, it's a cross of Grand Theft aAuto and NFS:MW.

In fact, I think if you make a MMO cross of NFSU&SanAndreas, it would cover you with gold. And I don't like any of those games, but I think the big market is screaming for something like that.

BTW: I'm starting a collect to buy Electronic Arts and transform it in a company that makes pet food. Donations are welcome.
Quote from Eldanor :BTW: I'm starting a collect to buy Electronic Arts and transform it in a company that makes pet food. Donations are welcome.

I'll give you 10 quid for the cause. We could part fund it by selling the NFL rights on afterwards back to Sega
i payed for mine last night lol

i get it for the enjoyment of the game though so.. not for anything other than that really; i just love messing around with games like that where you can do so much stuff to.. well anything really (true for any game)

but.. ya it better be a good game lol
I actually played the demo, it has some interesting car customization features, but that's about it. I'm still going to play it (gasp), but that doesn't mean I have to buy it.

Don't fuel the machine!
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FFS!!!illepall
lol, yeah there's some awful stuff on the UK roads atm, that pictures comes from the "Carbage" section of the top gear site, so many shocking cars on there, utter trash all of them.
That blue car owner must have put another engine on the back seat simply because that Peugeot (?) can't make enough smoke for all those 4 exhausts

FGED GREDG RDFGDR GSFDG