The weather here in Hell is rather nice and warm, so I doubt we'll be seeing ice rinks around here any time soon.
But the day when Fatser111 learns to write proper English... I'll be drinking hot coco with Satan under warm blankets while the temperature drops to -273 and sulfuric flames and fumes freeze.
What? No hockey? Pfft... Gotta have hockey! I'm sure the dark lord himself would make for one hell of an enforcer on the ice.
Heh, that reminds me of a project I did last year. We had to take a cliche and illustrate it; preferrably not in a literal sence. (IE, Don't use 'Cat got your tongue?' and illustrate it with a cat pulling on someone's tongue.)
I picked "When Hell freezes over." To Illustrate it, I drew a rather slender Satan wearing a black skirt get-up, figureskating. It got a chuckle (and a 95%) from the professor
I'm sorry but where are your superfast times?
Checking on your profile at lfsworld doesn't tell me anything in the normal cars, is it GTR/Formula cars you've been fast in or what?
C'mon faster, you're still slower than the AI. You need alot more practice. Maybe you should try offline racing first, or even doing the training lessons. I'd be seriously surprised if you'd manage to finish a single of the AI-training-races with "Pro". Prove me wrong.
Thought I had missed something, so the times on LFSW was what he believed to be really good? I got S2 about 3-4 weeks ago and have been racing Demo for some time but I have done times better than his on all tracks.
Funny thing about selfappreciation, it all too often tends to be a disturbed part of reality.
If you call those average, mine would be good in some cases. 1;26,77 on BLGP with XRT and all those on SO Sprint 1 is with the Citylife layout .
Well I could beat you to a pulp with nothing more than an invisible sex toy, do you see me trying to put you down?
There's allways someone faster than you somewhere, yet you think your the dogs bolloks against faster, I can't wait for the day he shows you all up online, Faster111 FTW!.
By the way, Faster is better than anyone i've ever seen at trying, he constantly trys and has never stopped.
And he's also the best at trying to get attention in this forum, there are loads of people trying to improve, very hard, and thanks god not all of them make new threads asking people what they think about lap times or asking to be in a video...
Somehow Faster is like the german band "Tokio Hotel".Maany little girls love them,but maybe even more people hate them...The thing i want to say is,that faster is somehow splitting this forum in two halves...one half that bashes him,and one half that protects him as if he was the only child they have. Everytime he posts,i see problems coming up!Do it like he does,just ignore the people from the other half,that dont like you and everything will be alright.
To the Topic:You need a lot more training or to quote an old saying "No Master ever fell from the clouds"