what a illepall gay question...

Straight, often joke about being gay and in some ways, I wish I was gay.
It would make life so much easier, no having to deal with the evil incarnate that is, women.

women can be be a pain in the a**, you know...

LMAO who the hell voted " a bit of both " lolol.

score !

I voted single and gay , because I wanted to go through the notions of voting the way a gay single person who isnt joking would.

Quote from VoiD :

women can be be a pain in the a**, you know...

I had a friend who tried that...

I'm straight... Not really in a serious relationship, so I chose single...
But the girl I'm 'knowing' (in the biblical sense) is bi-sexual.

Unfortunately she keeps saying she doesn't want to hurt my feelings so she won't 'know' other women when I'm around... Understandably, I keep trying to change that.

EDIT: @Becky below me... So which did you pick?

There was no option for involuntarily celebate .

Quote from Becky Rose :

There was no option for involuntarily celebate .

Isn't the idea of the poll what sort of person you'd like to 'make' with, irrelevant of whether you are getting any?

Quote from Bob Smith :

Isn't the idea of the poll what sort of person you'd like to 'make' with, irrelevant of whether you are getting any?

i'm getting any

Quote from CSU1 :

i'm getting any

I'm not.

Quote from CSU1 :

i'm getting any

Oh you liar. Anyone who posts on an intarweb forum isn't getting, those who say they are, count DIY was getting some.

Does my hand count? Sometimes I cheat on my right hand with my left...

Why do you think DIY is.

i think i am a bit of a lesbian trapped in a jock's body.

this thread reminds me of a russell peters joke...

random dude says "we are here to support the gay sim racing community"

Straight. Married.

Quote from wheel4hummer :

Does my hand count? Sometimes I cheat on my right hand with my left...

LMAO!

Quote from thisnameistaken :

To be on the safe side I'm a gay black Romanian immigrant in a wheelchair.

That actually makes you a security risk. Under the Military Commissions Act of 2006 you can now be imprisoned in a secret underground bunker in Turkey, Estonia, Assreamistan or Buttf*ck, Idaho (naturally with no access to a lawyer) for as long as President Chimpshitforbrains decides you should be there, or until the Democrats get back in (which will be never, praise Jesus for Diebold voting machines). Whilst there you can expect to be waterboarded while your genitals are electrocuted and the whole thing's photographed by Rush Limbaugh who'll be hepped-up on generic Mexican viagra. And because you're gay you can never, ever marry. Unless you flee to Canada right now! Run, kevvy, run!

FTR I'm a straight man, despite the grief certain women in my life have caused me (and continue to cause me, bless you Mrs Hankstar ). I think the chances of actual gay people playing any computer games online are very slim - just like Brad from across the street (I think he's a personal trainer, or an underwear model or something). He has some of the nicest belts and they always match his shoes and I love to watch him do yard-work for hours - wait, maybe I'm not as straight as I thought...

to say it in the words of Nirvana "everyone is gay"

tbh I'm straight, but I'm currently not interested in a relationship with a girl. Maybe they all are too boring. Or they wouldn't understand me playing LFS (see "Is LFS geeky"-thread). Does it count if I say I'm nothing instead of saying I'm straight?

Hmm,
Im not Homosexual.
But im gay.

Quote from mr grady :

Im not gay, but my boyfriend is.

Quote from Captain Slow :

no im not.

lol

I nearly turned my friend gay lol' , he asked me to make him an .mp3 format CD for his new MP3 compatable stereo.
So I stuck about 150 songs on there in three different folders/albums and at the end of each album I left a half hour gap of silence and then that learn while you sleep stuff lmao! "You are a Strong healthy woman" lol'

I'm a lesbian.


Like all males are.

Quote from Thunderhead :

I'm a lesbian.


Like all males are.

fancy a new home?

you can share the basemeant with jakg and nutty boy.

Quote from Thunderhead :

I'm a lesbian.


Like all males are.

No fn way really...I love you...i swear I LOVE you......

Quote from CSU1 :

I nearly turned my friend gay lol' , he asked me to make him an .mp3 format CD for his new MP3 compatable stereo.
So I stuck about 150 songs on there in three different folders/albums and at the end of each album I left a half hour gap of silence and then that learn while you sleep stuff lmao! "You are a Strong healthy woman" lol'

i had someone do that to me on a school trip, once i was a sleep they let their MP3 player on by me head, they tryed to make me afraid of blondes, heights, and more

Unfortunately, it gave me a headache, and i woke up, hearing voices in my head, got up in the middle of the night and saw it, then hid it.

Next morning "****, can't find my iRiver!"
"Where'd you leave it?"
"um..... nowhere...."