This thread should be good for some amusement;

Mine is: I started my electrical apprentaship when I was 16 and I didn't own my own transport at the time so my boss rings me on a Sunday and tells me that a new guy in the firm will be picking me up in the morning to give me a lift to work.
Ok, met the guy at a roundabout 5 mins walk from my house and got into the gold coloured old type carolla car/van, looked in the back and it smelled and looked like the guy lived there eeew!
Anyway we proceeded to do the normal 10 mph in traffic as always everywhere here is chocablock with traffic, so we are drivin along and all of a sudden the guy puts the pedal to the metal and floors it into the back of the car infrontillepall , He didn't let off he kept his foot to the floor pushing the car about 50 yards down the road gripping/pulling and wildly moving the steering wheel and the bloody noise and smell from that diesel engine was horrible!.As you can imagine I didn't know wtf to thinkillepall so I leaned over and turned off the engine and took the keys out of the ignition and jumped the f**k out of there!.
At the same time the old guy in hi 60's in the car in front got out of his car came over to me and asks wtf is going on? I could only reply I dunno m8.Meanwhile the weird bloke was still sitting in his car gripping the wheel and staring into space! he then jumps out, comes over to me and the old guy and sayes "Sorry obout that m8, my wife was driving"! aaahahahaha! it was only a two seater car/van lol! bloody fruitcake...he then goes off, comes back a half hour later with a big bundle of cash and gives it to the old guy!
I had a lot of fun explaining to my boss that morning why I was late!illepall

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This thread should be good for some amusement;

Mine is: I started my electrical apprentaship when I was 16 and I didn't own my own transport at the time so my boss rings me on a Sunday and tells me that a new guy in the firm will be picking me up in the morning to give me a lift to work.
Ok, met the guy at a roundabout 5 mins walk from my house and got into the gold coloured old type carolla car/van, looked in the back and it smelled and looked like the guy lived there eeew!
Anyway we proceeded to do the normal 10 mph in traffic as always everywhere here is chocablock with traffic, so we are drivin along and all of a sudden the guy puts the pedal to the metal and floors it into the back of the car infrontillepall , He didn't let off he kept his foot to the floor pushing the car about 50 yards down the road gripping/pulling and wildly moving the steering wheel and the bloody noise and smell from that diesel engine was horrible!.As you can imagine I didn't know wtf to thinkillepall so I leaned over and turned off the engine and took the keys out of the ignition and jumped the f**k out of there!.
At the same time the old guy in hi 60's in the car in front got out of his car came over to me and asks wtf is going on? I could only reply I dunno m8.Meanwhile the weird bloke was still sitting in his car gripping the wheel and staring into space! he then jumps out, comes over to me and the old guy and sayes "Sorry obout that m8, my wife was driving"! aaahahahaha! it was only a two seater car/van lol! bloody fruitcake...he then goes off, comes back a half hour later with a big bundle of cash and gives it to the old guy!
I had a lot of fun explaining to my boss that morning why I was late!illepall

Hmm, now did it ever come to your mind to think again of that job, I mean if other guy was on that shape already

That is something really weird anyway, nothing as weird has never happened to me, just once needed to go to bosses house and get keys of car from bed table while he was sleeping, he had forgot to give keys to me and I did need car, luckily his door was open and he did not wake up ;D

Hahaaa!
another story:
Not so long ago I was trying to help someone on this forum with something and they didnt really listen to me, I dont think that the person could read Engrish tbh , so I pm that person saying "If you want help dont be afraid to pm me", so I got no reply, forgot about it, and went racing on a popular racing server 5 mins later.
I was driving along in the fz, got my pb and look in the mirror and:jawdrop: the guy is behind me swearving all over the road shouting profanitys and what not and then trys to run me off the roadillepall lol! bloody nutter

Are you sure these weren't just dreams you had? illepall