I think it was more suitable for the other thread.. The Bad Jokes thread.

Quote from Kajojek(PL) :

The best race ever in the history. http://www.break.com/index/carrace16.html

:wow: :uglyhamme :jester: :ices_rofl

I read this in a magazine yesterday (it's a story, it was about big mistakes):

Two people were working in a house, and one had to go get 50 meters of electric wire. So he went to a hardware store, and bought 50 meters of wire. When he got back he didn't realise what he did wrong, everyone was laughing, and he was still wondering why the people at the hardware store were laughing too.

He measured one meter, and cut off a piece... 50 times.

Ok, same thing. From a magazine I read once.

A guy is working on the plumbing under the kitchen sink. He made sure, under no circumstances is anyone to use the kitchen sink after he tore the drain pipes out and went out to the garage for some other tools. Back under the sink he goes and realizes he forgot something at the store (while drain pipe is still disconnected). So he has to run back to the store. He pulls himself out from under the sink and turns the water on to wash his hands before heading to the store. Guess where all the water went?

http://www.shoutfile.com/v/gSf ... ieve_Americans_Are_Stupid
No offense to Americans. :ices_rofl

Quote from Kajojek(PL) :

http://www.shoutfile.com/v/gSf ... ieve_Americans_Are_Stupid
No offense to Americans. :ices_rofl

WTF? illepall Are there no schools in USA? Even a cannibal in a tropical rainforest is more aware of what´s going on in the world than these people. The questions were so easy that even a 5 year old would know the answer. It´s sad really and also frightening to see people´s attitudes... "sure, lets invade France, they didn´t support our war". Idiots! :thumbsdow

Sorry for the rant.

"Who's Fidel Castro?" "I don't know, a singer?".

AAARGH!

"Do you think Kirgistan is a threat to the world?"
"No, they dont have enough power..."
"Would you support an invasion?"
"Sure."

...

speaking about terrorism...

http://www.videovat.com/videos ... flight-boarding-call.aspx

practical jokes are good

dno if its posted, i think it is but u gotta see this

http://www.break.com/index/ano ... orrible_woman_driver.html

http://iditeam.my-forums.net/v ... p?t=33&mforum=iditeam

Read the last reply in this thread...

And I wonder who's going to buy it Who says making money ain't easy?

Awesome. Finally I can laugh about these idiots again.

I wonder how long this forum will exist. Must be their 10th forum already. illepall

Some iDi guy even added me on msn. He wanted me to beg them to stop their activities. Hahahhaha :bananadea

If they want, they can continue their activities. That's what the barricade is for

Quote from hrtburnout :

Some iDi guy even added me on msn. He wanted me to beg them to stop their activities. Hahahhaha :bananadea

...i got the same, and so did SamH...

a conspiracty?

[email protected] by any chance...?

Quote from herki :

If they want, they can continue their activities. That's what the barricade is for

They're demo anyways

Quote from tristancliffe :

[email protected] by any chance...?

Yup.

A man is sitting in a plane, on his way to thailand. The stewardess tells everyone what do to when the plane's in trouble. "If we have to do an emergency landing, put your head between knees". And the man answers : "Well, if I could do that I wouldn't be on my way to thailand!"

Quote from tristancliffe :

[email protected] by any chance...?

yes, although he hasn't said anything...

If you need a guard dog forget German shephards and Dobermanns, this is much better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ez5QPW-ku4&eurl=

i give you...The Playstation 3!!!


the other one...illepall

Me and a friend came up with this one.

Beach Safari!

You are free, right?

edit: May cause epilepsy attack