I've lost all of my limbs and drive by biting my DFP, moving it from left to right and have put the pedals above my head so I only need to nod to go forwards...
This reminds me of an old joke. It`s danish, but I`ll try to translate as good as I can
A policeman stops a cyclist. "You have no bell on your bike - 200 quid fine" - "No front lamp on the bike - 200 quid fine" - "The front brakes are lousy - 200 quid fine" At this time the cyclist has turned a little annoyed with the policeman and says "Look over there. That man hasn`t even got a bike" - "How much will you fine him"