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That's about how many eggs were on my house this morning. This is why I hate the suburbs. Kids think that they are cool just because they egg someones house. WHY DO PEOPLE EGG HOUSES? I just don't understand! grrrrr Usually I dont rant, but this deserves a rant. Has anyone else been egged before? It sucks... I don't think they do it in anywhere but the USA.

no but its kinda funny.. actually egging is retarded because it attracts bugs and smells and overall makes a disgusting mess, using toilet paper is much better, or plastic forks and knives in the yard is kinda funny too

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5363290.stm

""Egg on your face is dangerous" lmao

Funny story actually.

Summer of 2001 I think it was. I was in a car with some friends (3 in back including me, and 2 up front). The two guys up front were 2 years older and had known each other for a while. I was long time friends with another guy in the back, and the remaining guy in the back was a new friend of ours. My group of friends in the back had only recently met the guys sitting up front.

Anyway, we were driving to the house of the one kid all of us had only recently met. The guy in the front passenger seat starts looking around and says, "Hey, this place looks kinda famil..." The driver suddenly interupts him, "Shut up, no it doesn't." "Yeah, I think it--" "No, shut up, shut up, shut up." "We've defininitely been here before."

They finally came clean and explained what was up. Turns out that years earlier they'd gone to this one kid's house one Halloween and doused it in barbecue sauce.

So the driver + passenger doused the guy's house (Your new friend) with bbq sauce?

Yep, years earlier.

I've had my car egged before, it was parked out in the driveway, and apparently someone had come through the neighborhood and egged every car that was parked outside. I was freaking PISSED, I now have paint missing everywhere there was egg, if I ever find out who did it, he'll be getting up close and personal with the front end of the aforementioned car...

I used to get a silly amount of pleasure 'breading' cars.

When you're out, take a loaf of sliced bread with you, if it's a bit damp or dewy. Then lift the wiperblades on an unsuspecting car, and cover the entire windscreen with one layer of bread. Lower the wipers again. Run away, knowing in the morning it'll be a horrid sticky mess, and they'll have to explain to their boss they were late for work due to a breading incident.

Still amuses me now

what you normally see where i live is water, flour and eggs, as its really sticky.. apparently

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I don't think they do it in anywhere but the USA.

Trust me, they do.

I found that getting a powerful flash gun from one of my SLR's, rigging it up so that it goes off when you open the door, then just ensuring you're doing something gross like preparing a beef joint from the butcher when they ring. You answer the door, covered in blood, with a huge knife, and they get scared out of their pants as the flash gun goes off...

Never had much trouble since

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Still amuses me now

Vandal

Never really understood the random vandalism thing. It's funny to play pranks on people you know, so you can see their reaction to it. Bit cowardly to do it to someone you'll never see face-to-face though, and you don't get the "you should have seen his face" moment either. The definition of pointless. Pluck up some courage and go and play a prank on the school bully you little toe-rags

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Has anyone else been egged before?

My friend's house got egged severely one time. We thought it was local vandals but it turned out to be a bunch of poachers.

What an eggscruciating sense of humour you have, Gunn.

It wasn't funny at first, but it panned out ok. My mate's Dad had to shell out a fair bit to clean the house up. We found the guys who did it and went at them with assorted kitchen utensils but they chickened out. You should've seen those buggers scramble! Heh. The yolk was on them in the end.

When it comes to egging.. id buy a couple of 12 packs with my mates (24-36 eggs all up.. sometimes 48) and we get a house really really bad. We dont do it to random people.. but people who has done shit to us .. Its not a good sight but its good to see how they react..

but the thread question.. no ive never been egged.. mainly because i live in villas and im the last one.. so they would have no chance in getting away by the time they have reached the top of the driveway.. . But the whole complex has never been egged either, and its been around for almost 10 years..

PS, im sorta over egging now.. it gets boring after a while doing it alot..

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PS, im sorta over egging now.. it gets boring after a while doing it alot..

It gets immature way before it gets boring.

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We dont do it to random people.. but people who has done shit to us ..

Well I don't see a problem with it if you're getting revenge, but I am just pissed when it is random. I haven't done anything to anyone, so I don't think anyones getting revenge on me or anything.

Well.. lol this sounds really stupid.. but mabye they got hit randomly.. and by getting revenge, they do it randomly.. and if you want revenge.. you know what im gonna suggest :P.

You want the real answer to why people do things like this?

Click this link. It'll explain everything.

i took an egg in the face one time after we held down and covered a buddy in whipcream. he came back outside and just stood in his doorway with the light behind him. he looked like an axe murderer. it was night so we couldn't see him clearly. he threw something and the next thing i knew i had egg in my mouth. it had actually hit my left lense of my glasses. it left and explosion style scratch from the center outwards. there's no doubt i would have been blinded without my glasses on.

lucky......again

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