the worst i ever had, and this really happend... when we were on a couch(bus) going to italy to go ski.. i had to go to the bathroom.. an old lady had to go to and was waiting to go to the bathroom too...(it was occupied)... then finally the old lady could go to the bathroom i was waiting.. finally she got out, but i didn't hear a flush sound... i went it(wich i still regret) and the was a huge pile of poop!!! and a bad smell damn!! i looked at that lady and i didn't even wanna think how all the poop came out of her!! i allmost threw up, but i didn't, cuz i had to threw up in the toilet...i hate public toilets...

Heh mildly amusing imagery, but don't post things you cut and paste as if it's your own work

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Holy Shit!! - No pun intended!

True or not...That is one ****ing funny story.

The detail was brilliant, almost like I was there.

I cant wait for another story from you!!

That's exactly what i thought... "almost like i was there"...

BUT!

Why would you wanna be there?! illepall

Thx for all the detail, but honestly, that's why toillets have a door with a lock... please keep it there.

And most of all... somebody should slap you for leaving that mess for the janitor.

The internet, a great place, where you even can share your experiences of taking a crap. illepall

Ohh and by the way...

:inq:

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The internet, a great place, where you even can share your experiences of taking a crap. illepall

You cannot run from your own bunghole.

Was ruined by the fact that all he done was copy and paste, but whatever, was funny anyway.

ah yes, the magic of farts

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ah yes, the magic of farts

well that is worth 3 (!) words - Laugh Out Loud

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ah yes, the magic of farts

ROFLMAOWWMP

That is pretty funny

Thought It was too funny to be true. I mean, they're called Shopping Centre's in the UK, not a Mall, and you don't get Taco Bells in England either?
Also, they're called cubicles... not stalls