...vbookie, so we can take bets on when Tristan will get to 1000 posts

Personally my money is on approximately 1 working week (i.e. 5 days) from now.

Then we would get an accusation because of illegal gambling.

55 posts in 3 days? Someone should reset his post count, and see how mad he gets lol

i think it will take him until late sunday/early monday

he will post a few mesages today, and quite alot about the event tommorow, but hes away on sat and most of sun, so when he gets back on sun he will post loads, then on monday he will post loads, and reach 1000

He'd just look at all the bets and choose a date to screw us all over.

yeah... people who abuse harmless steering wheels like him seem prone to such a behaviour.

Also, he's from Norwich, and some days ago (according to media here) a woman who lives there killed the cat of her daughter for scratching her... by putting her inside the washing machine in front of her daughter. According to veterinaries, the poor kitten struggled over ten minutes until it finally died.

So be wary when you meet someone from that area. Hopefully, nothing bad happens at the UK meet. I'd really hate to read abut another rampage which would be believd to be caused by computer games...

1000? We could never get the system up and running in time. 5000 would be better. But how could we stop him from cheating?

Gits. All of you!!!

Do you know (or believe) that I have NO IDEA how many posts I have currently! I'm guessing it must be in the 900's because of this thread, but I don't post to beat you all. Honestly!

As for cats in the washing machine, I am not planning on putting ANY of you in a washing machine, or other kitchenesque appliance (except perhaps Will). I'm much more cunning and ruthless. Cheese wire across the track (when I'm not driving, duh!) might work, but as I've told you that idea, I can't use it (or can I? *suppresses evil laugh*).

Besides, if you place bets on it, I'll just stop on 999, make a new Demo account to rant and rave, then post my 1000th post on a day I voted for, thus making me the winner. And there is little you can do to stop me. Except ban me*

I'm not that bad you know - I'm actually quite shy, and will probably opt to sit quietly on my own at the kart centre rather than try to be part of the 'action'. Assuming I'm not trying to get people to leave my PC alone (I'm quite protective of my PC, as it cost me my money, so I hope people treat it with respect, and don't start changing settings or critising aspects of it unreasonably. I'm only bringing it to help save the in car footage!)





*did I ever say how much I admire and respect the moderators, admins and any other person with the power to ban people :P

You're at 948 posts already!

Congratulations! 1000 posts!

Tristan is going to overdose this forum.