BREAKING NEWS: Buses Stopped for Possible Terrorist Threat
October 24, 2005, 6 pm
A caller told the Sheriff's office in South City, England that a bomb was aboard a SouthBus's bus and gave officers a description of the bus and the driver.
The South City police stopped and evacuted two buses that fit the description, one near SO Classic, and the other at the SO Long rest stop about forty seconds south of SO Sprint on Highway 14.
Investigations are currently underway with experts from terroist experts from USA,UK and various European Nations. Initial reports indicate a link with Cabbie Mafia Incorporated, which is a parent organisation of South City Cab Co.
In a press conference this morning, SCCabCo spokesman 'Chensta' denies any allegations, declaring 'We are all really nice guys, we respect public transport......'.
A few minutes ago, South City Police made a statement 'we are currently searching for a man named 'dlareg', who fits in with the description of the driver of the bomb in question, and has been seen stalking the area in recent weeks, and could provide us with vital information in this investigation.'