So basically what politicians want is a game where little bunnies hop around all day in the sun.
Oh wait, bunnies reproduce after only a couple of years, so that would be under-age sex. Ummm...
Hold up, we can't have it in the sun because that's prejudiced against people who live in cold climates.
So we want a game where rocks sit in a temperate climate and do nothing. But the rocks can't be on grass, because that could be seen to have a drug reference. And no insects could be harmed by the rocks, because that would be violence.
So little rocks sitting on a huge rock in a vacuum.
Damn, vacuums suck so we have yet another sexual reference.
Little rocks on a big rock underwater! But no fish.
There's your bestseller, guys. Watch EA snap that one up.