I think the people on this forum should stick to playing LFS - this thread being a perfect example of what I mean :dopey:

Anyhoo, you may wanna check these out:

http://www.smog.pl/wideo/3359/ ... to_robic_na_sposobow_100/
Some of the lyrics: (even though it may be obvious what the bloke is bragging about, without understading the lyrics)
Take me to your house
I won't tell anyone
We're gonna do it in a 100 different ways

Another great video:

http://video.google.com/videop ... 01427107&q=disco+polo

Enjoy!

The polish Backstreet Boys?

The worst thing is that almost everybody gave it 5 stars in the comments.

They give it 5 stars because it's a good laugh

Come to think of it: there was a German band back in the.. 80's I think. In the name of it, there was a word "Klan" I think. Apparently it was very popular back then, I'm sure it would fit into this thread! Sadly I don't remember the full name, maybe you do?

Krau... Klan. Something like that I think.

I thought it was time to a danish vid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40OqvQXni7A
haha
TCH TCHING

Quote from szyszek :

They give it 5 stars because it's a good laugh

Come to think of it: there was a German band back in the.. 80's I think. In the name of it, there was a word "Klan" I think. Apparently it was very popular back then, I'm sure it would fit into this thread! Sadly I don't remember the full name, maybe you do?

Krau... Klan. Something like that I think.

No idea.

Im too young to know much about music in the 80's, though.

Quote from Thunderhead :

Worst version of "Walk this way" ever.Worse even than that rockabily version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muyqMrsuLXw

This one?

Greast duke_toaster, you've killed the thread. I hope you're happy :P

UPDATE:

The song I posted in the first post, has actually made it onto a well respected compilation album!! (Very Best Euphoric Breakdown)

oh dear!!

Quote from Robster230 :

UPDATE:

The song I posted in the first post, has actually made it onto a well respected compilation album!! (Very Best Euphoric Breakdown)

oh dear!!

I wouldn't have bought it anyway, but still

Quote from szyszek :

Greast duke_toaster, you've killed the thread. I hope you're happy :P

Bah, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aViBDyyGs0I
If you are not finn, that could be quite terrible, that is actually comedian and rather good, but without understanding words I'm sure it is very horrible

My contribution to the general amusement:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xEKKorXpc4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdgAlGhn-Ak

This crap I remember even after all those years...

Oh and by the way: how did other countries deal with the inhabitants of their Big Brother houses after they left? Were they also given streamlined songs & careers to make money with them? That's how it used to be in Germany back then anyway...

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My contribution to the general amusement:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xEKKorXpc4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdgAlGhn-Ak

This crap I remember even after all those years...

Oh and by the way: how did other countries deal with the inhabitants of their Big Brother houses after they left? Were they also given streamlined songs & careers to make money with them? That's how it used to be in Germany back then anyway...

Whom big brother's house? Who left?

I like music from first one, not from singing, remind me from Eine Kleine Satellit that I like, I doubt that many have heard from that however.

Second one is really horrible, they can't sing at all, so really great for this thread

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Whom big brother's house? Who left?

I like music from first one, not from singing, remind me from Eine Kleine Satellit that I like, I doubt that many have heard from that however.

Second one is really horrible, they can't sing at all, so really great for this thread

Well, in Germany the concept of Big Brother in the first season was to vote for the most unpopular inhabitant to leave the house.

I've heard and seen that there is (or used to be) Big Brother on TV in almost any country of this world... I'm wondering if they used the same marketing concept, exploited the inhabitants' popularity and "composed" some kind of alibi-music to make the most cash possible.

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Well, in Germany the concept of Big Brother in the first season was to vote for the most unpopular inhabitant to leave the house.

I've heard and seen that there is (or used to be) Big Brother on TV in almost any country of this world... I'm wondering if they used the same marketing concept, exploited the inhabitants' popularity and "composed" some kind of alibi-music to make the most cash possible.

I think I should have added some of those there

I know big brother and I surely ignore it quite completely, something that is not for me

Big Brother :vomit:

We had a racist called Jade Goody win the UK version - then she appeared on Celebrity Big Brother. Maybe Biggie might appear in the next series if they get nearer to the bottom of the list

Wanna vommit?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf0Z_JiGrWc

:dopey:

Quote from Thunderhead :

Wanna vommit?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf0Z_JiGrWc

:dopey:

Ok she is hot girl, quite rare coming from me btw, 99% are fake hots

But I do like from that language, fits to singing really nice, mutch better than most of languages, imo.

I think it is better as I have no idea about words and I believe that I don't even like to know words

But what was bad part of that? Video of course had rather stupid idea and setup, but rest was not so bad, or was it? I really can't tell bit bad from good anymore, I have watched only bad and horrible music videos for really long time

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Big Brother :vomit:

First season was kinda interesting. For everything that followed, I agree. And as you might have guessed, I somehow got turned away by all the fake hype and marketing crap they tried to pull off.

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Maybe Biggie might appear in the next series if they get nearer to the bottom of the list

I don't think so... at least not in this universe

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This is Final Countdown I think I don't like that song, it is too terrible even for me illepall

yipes! that IS really bad....

Quote from hrtburnout :

One of our local favourites..Frans Bauer!

now, did you really have to post that?

...well, ok then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYrlIGxaiAk

Some of these links genuinley make me shudder. Not managed to last to the end of a single performance yet. No wait, that didn't come out right...

Quote from spankmeyer :

EDIT2: Does she do porn? If not, wait 2 years...

Quote from Robster230 :

We can only hope!

Quote from Madman_CZ :

OK, this might be higher up on that index for some people, but turn the moniter off and see how absolutely shocking this J-pop cover of an OK song that was performed by the wrong people*.

Turn the monitor off, a enjoy the shitness

I mean, TATU were just a horrible gimmick. The novelty had worn off when All The Things She Said (the one covered in this video) got to number 1. Really.

Thanks to this thread, I have vomited so many times that my weight has dropped 5 kg.

Quote from duke_toaster :

OK, this might be higher up on that index for some people, but turn the moniter off and see how absolutely shocking this J-pop cover of an OK song that was performed by the wrong people*.

Turn the monitor off, a enjoy the shitness

I mean, TATU were just a horrible gimmick. The novelty had worn off when All The Things She Said (the one covered in this video) got to number 1. Really.

the other J-pop video's in this thread were funnier/weirder/more ridiculous - this one's just very bad, like in, normal very bad.

Quote from Samor :

the other J-pop video's in this thread were funnier/weirder/more ridiculous - this one's just very bad, like in, normal very bad.

But they really can't sing in this one though.

Hey, it's pretty good at what it's trying to be. You're just not looking for it; not used to it; expecting something else. It's supposed to be cheesy, inane, repetitive, corny, in a delicately nuanced sort of way.

Think of it as The Waitresses ("cheesy" '80s music) meet Daft Punk... :magnify: and throw a little Fergie or Spice Girls in the mix for good/bad measure.

And remember: It's never real music till it offends somebody.