The other moderator made it clear why he closed the thread, and I support his decision. If you wish to debate a decision, please do it in private. Making more threads is likely to only make matters worse.
Al may have logged off for the evening, but I'm sure this issue could wait, and he'll be back. Alternatively there are currently 2 other moderators online who you can ask who will no doubt do their best to explain things.
Some worse threads may have lived in the past, but with each spammy thread our tolerance for them reduces, we try not to over moderate but sometimes it's best to nip things in the bud before they even get started. Your previous thread instantly went downhill. It won't be re-opened. Perhaps you should concentrate on more serious issues before trying to create some amusement in off topic, this forum isn't a playground.