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The plural of lexus
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Poll : What is the plural of Lexus

Other (please post)
26
Lexi
23
Lexuses
21
Lexi.
I think its like Sheep, you cant call Sheep 'Sheeps''. Or i say its just Lexus or Lexus'
Yeah it's Lexus. The same way the plural for sheep is sheep.
Just for Kev.

Lexus' :P

I do agree that "Lexus" is the correct plural, but you're more likely to hear "Lexuses" among a group of people.
^^
"Lexus' "? What's that apostrophe for? You mostly always don't ever use apostrophes for plurals. Your English teachers should be sent back to teachers' college (collective possessive term, apostrophe permitted, put your pitchforks down). And please don't upset Kev like that, noone can control him when people abuse punctuation [/good cop].

BTW & FYI: everyone knows the collective term for a group of Lexi is Lexicon and the bruise (or tyre print) a Lexus leaves as it runs over a hapless cyclist because the driver is too busy pretending he's got a Merc is a Lexmark.
I said Lexus' just to piss Kev off, everyone knows that the plural is just Lexus, even though Lexuses seems to sound better.
I didn't mean you dusty, but seriously dude, Kev will stab you. Don't push his buttons!
Oh, that explains the hole where my spleen used to be.


Edit: went back and read Hankstars new and improved post and now I have a broken, coffee soaked Apple keyboard.
Betcha Steve Jobs didn't think to install protection against that
Nope, but I'll have a new one, because Apple atleast has good support for shit like this.

Formula:
let x = Lexus.
if n iterations are desired, then:
plural = nx.

Example: if n = 4,

plural = 4x = LexusLexusLexusLexus

Practical example:
Our family is crazy about LexusLexusLexus! My wife drives a 1996 RX300. My eldest boy, for whom I purchased a 2000 IS300, insists on calling his an Altezza or something silly like that. I mean, why would anyone prefer some stupid made up word that begins with the letter 'A' when you can have a car named after its displacement and two arbitrary letters?! Anyhow, my car is a 1995 LS400. Mmm, if I squint I could swear it was an E-class. I love our LexusLexusLexus!
Quote from Hankstar :^^
"Lexus' "? What's that apostrophe for? You mostly always don't ever use apostrophes for plurals. Your English teachers should be sent back to teachers' college

"You mostly always don't ever" doesn't sound very good either... though it might be correct, I wouldn't know
Now that you brought that up, "You rarely" would be a much better way to express that same thought.
#40 - Woz
Lexus as a plural is just so dull.

How about a gaggle of lexus or even better a murder of Lexus
Quote from Woz :Lexus as a plural is just so dull.

How about a gaggle of lexus or even better a murder of Lexus

A 'scrapyard' of Lexus?
Lex Luthor?
I think a Lexicon was a good one.
I think
One Lexus
Two Lexus
Three Lexus
Four Lexus
twentythree Lexus
fourtytwo Lexus
What do you call 100 Lexus owners?

Idiots.
Incidentally, the plural of "Scrotum" is "Scrota". Just in case any of you ever need to refer to more than one of them (Frankly, it hasn't come up in my life yet).
Quote from dawesdust_12 :What do you call 100 Lexus owners?

Idiots.

What do you call the HSBC trade union?

A wunch of bankers.






Seriously, if the plural of Lexus is Lexus, the plural of Lotus must also be Lotus. But if the plural of Lexus is Lexi, the plural of Lotus must be Loti. IIRC in the day of a Lotus F1 team, Murray Walker reffered to the two cars as Loti. Interesting ...
Less Sucks

As in, they give you less for your money, and they suck.

Less Sucksses

As in, they give you less for your money, and Gollem sucks you if you buy one.
Quote from Batterypark :"You mostly always don't ever" doesn't sound very good either... though it might be correct, I wouldn't know

Oh no, you're correct, that phrase is quite incorrect.

BTW, look up "irony"

/me runs to look up "irony" before Batterypark can ...
Quote from duke_toaster :Murray Walker reffered to the two cars as Loti. Interesting ...

Of course he did, it's Murray Walker!

The plural of lexus
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