"Step asside folks, I know what I'm doing, I've got S2"

Shouldn't have had that vindaloo last night.

"This seasons drag racers are on fire"

and the winner is:

Quote from tristancliffe :

"Beans Means Heinz"

congrats Tristan.

Who needs VTAK when you have curry?

edit-late.

Next one... I'm out for the evening, so I'll let mr x decide the winner of this one too if he wants to...

One reason why you should never race on the demo servers...

Dogging has reached an all-new audience...

seeing as he went into the trees
"oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi"

Would you like to dance?

'Since when was i in a Demo server?!' or 'Team iDi entered a real race'

"These physics suck"

"Wrong side of the road, you limey prick!"

Kev, you treehugger!

Quote from tristancliffe :

Next one... I'm out for the evening, so I'll let mr x decide the winner of this one too if he wants to...

will do.

Quote from sgt.flippy :

Kev, you treehugger!

and I think this one is the winner! The thought of Kev in a Metro (it is a Metro, right?) is quite a funny one!

Of myself: "removed to see if anyone comes up with the same :P"

"It was a rabbit, it was huge, it was as big as this!"

Gimme a hug!

'Omg, i why vote for a restart?!'

"Go back to demo servers you wr3ck0r!!!"

if u do this again ill make a pie this size and shove it up your piehole

Quote from mr_x :

"It was a rabbit, it was huge, it was as big as this!"

Laughed out loud at this one. My girlfriend behind me went: "huh?"

DUDE i was THIS FAR AWAY from you. I'm TELLING YOU it was LAG!

Edit:

Dude, did you see my pingmeter? it was this big! Honestly!

"No, when pit radio say you turn right, you go THAT way! Understand?"

or:

"Dude, did no one tell you this track is driven COUNTERclockwise?"

I love you this much!