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If anyone here happens to be familiar with my work and happens to be in a position to offer employment in the UK then I would be very interested to talk more about your company and positions I might fill within it.
Today I was the only employee not to be made redundant, but they followed that news up with, 'but we cant afford to pay you for another 3 months'.
I'm now really very broke indeed.
while (employerBust==true) {
rentUnpaid=true;
carMOT=false;
foodOnTable=0.57;
if (foodOnTable=<1){
alert('Multi-skilled Mac & PC nerd available in Cambridgeshire');
}
}
//Dont forget to mention some server and customer handling skills.
if (EmployerInterested==true) {
<?php
mail( '[email protected]' , '[ Saving Your Home ]' , 'Come and see us please' , '' )
//Remind them of the anti-spam system, they'll need to reply to an authenticating robot.
echo
'My eMail server will send back an automated challenge to ensure you are not a spam source,
simply reply to the email without changing anything and your message will be delivered. Thank you.'
?>
}
If anyone here happens to be familiar with my work and happens to be in a position to offer employment in the UK then I would be very interested to talk more about your company and positions I might fill within it.
Today I was the only employee not to be made redundant, but they followed that news up with, 'but we cant afford to pay you for another 3 months'.
I'm now really very broke indeed.