-Turn water on
-turn water off
-wash my hair
-turn water on to get the soap outta my hair
play with myself
-get washingcloth wet
-turn water off and put shower gel on washingcloth
-wash myself EVERYWHERE with washingcloth, except my face
-turn water on, get all the soap off
-turn water off and dry myself of
There
Oh, and for the scared ones of cold water: our shower doesn't go cold really, if you're fast enough, when you turn on the water it actually gets a bit hotter for a few seconds, and then it goes normal again. But to avoid getting the heat shock I just get out of the way a bit.
And when I really want to relax, I put on the rain shower (there are two showerheads, normal one and big rain shower).