LOL I just noticed this searching photography pics

I really need to get off the Internet.

Yes you do.

Funny not found?

Now in other breaking news, reports are coming in from New York where at a local supermarket a pack of milk has fallen over. Our correspondent Ike Kidyunat is at the scene. Ike what's the latest update?

Ike: Well Joen, it would appear from early reports that the milk carton has not simply fallen over, but was dramatically pushed. Obviously the scene has been given a restricted access status, so I can't verify this with my own eyes, but by the sounds of it an enquiry has already begun, and all multi-skilled staff have been called to the checkouts.

Why did I instantly read that as "pornography"?

Dear Mr. Freud....

Quote from tristancliffe :

Ike: Well Joen, it would appear from early reports that the milk carton has not simply fallen over, but was dramatically pushed. Obviously the scene has been given a restricted access status, so I can't verify this with my own eyes, but by the sounds of it an enquiry has already begun, and all multi-skilled staff have been called to the checkouts.

Ike that puts a new perspective on things, so the police department are not excluding a criminal act. I take it the FBI will shortly take over this case from the NYPD. Is there any speculation of who might have been behind this upsetting act? Like an unsatisfied customer or maybe even a terrorist act?

Hmm my Google looks like this.



PS Great laugh Jeroen/Tristan

Yes Joen, that's right. The police are taking finger prints as we... what's that? Sorry, the police are taking fingerbreads as we speak, but that's not important right now. The FBI should be here, but I must advice it is the Federal Bovine Investigators, called only only in extreme dairy product related catastrophies. The NYPD do, however, look like the cat that got the cream at the moment, though this is thought to be short lived.
Terrorism hasn't been ruled out - a high ranking member of Tescos has been seen in the store recently, and a few corner shop owners are known to be upset with the recent BOGOF offers on milk and cheese. However, we believe from eye-witness reports that it was in fact a doddery old lady being a touch clumsey with her stick whilst attempted to get some squirty cream from the top shelf. Hopefully CCTV footage should clarify this statement soon!

More news as it happens on LFS World News.

EDIT - never mind

Allright, we'll be back with you the moment new developments arise. Thanks for now Ike.

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I think that report just caused an out of mind experience

[Edit: It's official, I've been posting here too long.]

Sorry, but milk cartons can't jump - they are inanimate objects. To remain even slightly funny we have to stick with reality to a certain degree. However, I like the fact you tried...