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Grand theft auto vice city
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oh sorry, im talking about the one on the PSP lol
Quote from bbman :We're talking about one of the console versions, right? Else, I don't know what you're talking about, they were dead easy...

GRRR.... I'm stuck on one in Vice City stories right now. The previous missions were a cakewalk in comparison, but not this one......
Quote from wheel4hummer :
Americans are worse drivers then everywhere else in the world.
Americans all own guns and are right-wing war mongers.
Americans have no sense of foreign culture.
Americans don't go to other countries.
Americans are fat.
Americans are all Zionist pigs.
Americans think they are better then everyone else.

Finally, an American who's not afraid to embrace the truth!
#55 - Jakg
Quote from wheel4hummer :Americans don't go to other countries.

25% of Americans have ever applied for a passport. Only 10% of Americans have ever used said passport.
Quote from sam1600 :Finally, an American who's not afraid to embrace the truth!

Quote from Jakg :25% of Americans have ever applied for a passport. Only 10% of Americans have ever used said passport.

lol

Kinda sucks that prejuduice (sp?) can actually have a lot of truth in it.
Quote from Jakg :25% of Americans have ever applied for a passport. Only 10% of Americans have ever used said passport.

What about other countries... how can you compare America to nothing? You listed some sort of percentage, without a source. Where did you get this information from? Even if this is true, America is different then little piss-ass European Countries. In Europe, you can drive to one country one day, and then the next day drive to another. The USA is a lot bigger then European countries, and not everyone can afford expensive plane tickets to the rest of the world. Most of the people on the LFS forum are bigots when it comes to discussing the USA.

Quote from sgt.flippy :lol

Kinda sucks that prejuduice (sp?) can actually have a lot of truth in it.

You have got to be kidding me!
At least the US shares a border with Mexico and Canada (which are sort of foreign ), so you can actually drive to another country if you want. Down here in Oz the only place you can drive to is, well, somewhere else in Oz (although a friend of mine was in Louisiana once when a local asked if he'd driven over from Australia - noone told me they'd finished the trans-Pacific tunnel ).

Anyway, with only miles of water surrounding our giant land (and New Zealand a little to the right and down a bit) it's little wonder we have so many travellers around the world, taking all your bar jobs & hitting on all your hot chicks.

As for the list of generalisations, allow me to plant my tongue in my cheek and clarify some

1. Americans are worse drivers than everywhere else in the world, but maybe if they designed a decent car that would change.
2. Americans all own guns and are right-wing war mongers, except for Al Gore and those in the pinko fag states. And those running HBO (pinko fags).
3. Americans have no sense of foreign culture, except for Canada's, which they still think is a little fruity.
4. Americans do go to other countries - to spread "freedom" and "democracy".
5. Americans are fat, but they can sue McDonald's for that because it's not their fault.
6. Americans are all Zionist pigs, except the ones in the KKK.
7. Americans think they are better then everyone else. Well, their government does anyway. And lots of them (for some reason) believe their government.
8. America won WWII without the help of the British, Russians, Australians, Canadians or anyone else.

What about the list you could run up using some standard American prejudices?

All Muslims are terrorists.
If you're not with us, you're with the terrorists.
If we don't fight the terrorists Over There, we'll have to fight them at home.
The French are a pack of cheese-eating surrender monkeys.
The Aussies all ride kangaroos, live in the outback and are impossible to understand (but we think they may be speaking American).
The Brits are okay (I mean, they do speak American, albeit with a faggy accent) but they make faggy cars. James Bond is cool.
The Germans keep siding against us with the French. What gives? They buddies again already?
Speaking very loudly & slowly to someone who doesn't speak English will help them to understand you.
If you criticise the US government it means you hate America (and therefore hate our troops which makes you a terrorist).

So you see, it easily goes both ways! Yanks do cop a bit of flak around here, but to a lot of people it's justified by the flak they give to the world all the time It may not be right or fair or accurate but it's the way it is. Non-Americans are able to have a different perspective of how the US composes itself (the US media isn't the most reliable or impartial, much as it likes to say it is) and often notice things about the US that Americans don't. I reckon people from everywhere would do well to develop a sense of humour about their country and try not to be defensive if it cops some shit
You forgot number nine!

9. Americans can't take a joke and will get all pissy if anyone ever tries to have a laught at America's expense. In fact, they will even take silly statistics that people post in order to bolster their joke seriously and start asking for a sources!
Dunno if your tongue's very far into your cheek there, neighbour
And you call yourself an Australian?
Well, shauns item has had absolutely NO bid's and has got 3 hours left...
1 bid at the exact price i lowered it to
Jeez, come on shaun. That's SO off topic :rolleyes:
My wife got back from Melborne about a month ago. Y'all would laugh if you knew what most Americans thought about Aussies. It's nothing bad. Most Americans are under the impression Aussies are all loaded with $$$$ and Aboriginies still hunt with boomerangs. Not to mention eating BBQ shrimp all day, drinking Foster's.

we have to mail this kid flaming hot lime cheetos over there. I really feel for y'all aussies... evil micro jellyfish from hell and no flaming hot lime cheetos.
gotta be rough there.


I understand GTA4 is going to have multi-player of some sort. If they do I hope it includes computer a.i. The mods I saw for Vice City and San Andreas really weren't that impressive. I also hope they don't have so much of that bloom(?) effect like what's in the trailer for it.

Oh yeah, I finally got that aussie cricket team hat. It looks cool - but Green and Yellow?
Well, in some parts of the north Aborigines do still hunt with traditional weapons like boomerangs, spears & woomeras etc (lots of different types of boomerang both for throwing and hand-to-hand combat, check the wiki). As for being loaded, the richest Aussies (especially here in Melbourne) are all drug lords or mob bosses - that or they live in the US and get paid huge amounts for pretending to be Americans in movies. Or, they used to be Australian but have since renounced us to join you lot (Rupert Murdoch, Mel Gibson) That's okay, you can keep those two. After Gallipoli and the Mad Max (Road Warrior) trilogy Mel's movies started sucking a bit and Rupert owns FOX. Clearly he's in league with satan.

Man, those cheetos sound wicked. Grab me a carton and I'll swap you for some evil jellyfish, two dropbears and a funnel-web spider.

Finally, green & gold are Australia's national sporting colours. They're meant to represent the leaves and blossoms of the wattle tree which is our national floral thingy. What kind of cricket hat did you get - the big round flat one (the "Greg Chappell") or a cap?
Quote from Hankstar :Well, in some parts of the north Aborigines do still hunt with traditional weapons like boomerangs, spears & woomeras etc (lots of different types of boomerang both for throwing and hand-to-hand combat, check the wiki).

I wonder if I would get in trouble for bringing a boomerang into school...
The way your country's going I reckon you couldn't take a toothpick to school without getting a cavity search from Homeland Security
Quote from Hankstar :The way your country's going I reckon you couldn't take a toothpick to school without getting a cavity search from Homeland Security

With good reason.

Damn emo kids shooting up the place.
Quote from Hankstar :blah blah blah...

Finally, green & gold are Australia's national sporting colours. They're meant to represent the leaves and blossoms of the wattle tree which is our national floral thingy. What kind of cricket hat did you get - the big round flat one (the "Greg Chappell") or a cap?

Oh I got a cap. Actually I got two caps. the other one has y'alls flag all over it and looks really cool.

Mel Gibson??? We just rented the movie apocalypto. Hadn't seen it yet though.
AS far as post road warrior movies of his goes, I liked Payback and the first Lethal Weapon.

And I dunno, After eating those nasty cheetos, I think i'd rather get stung by one of those jellyfish.

Grand theft auto vice city
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