My next door neighbor was a Czech. Well Czech-American, He had this old timey record player that cranked up by hand. It didn't play records. It played these funky tube things that were grooved on the outside. Anyways, I can't stand polka music.
Easy there, Scooby. Racer Y was clearly making a joke and since you didn´t get that then I´ll have to say I can´t get over how stupid some Irish can be.
EDIT: Damn you. You edited your post and now I look like an eejit.