Sickipedia

I found this site on my travels across t'internet- anyone who's familiar with b3ta.com may know this site. Basically, people post their sick jokes and if they're lucky their jokes get published in the next "Bumper b3ta Book of Sick Jokes".

Some of the jokes are on the boundaries of bad taste, but that depends how easily offended you are. Personally, the site appeals to my sense of humour and I find it hilarious.

The Emo and Chav ones are quality

What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

What do you call a Chav in a closed box?
Safe, innit.

What do you say to a Chav with a job?
Can I have a hamburger please.

"Wha' r u lookin' at?"
A Chav.

Quote from TiJay :

the site appeals to my sense of humour and I find it hilarious.

Can't say I'm all that keen on racist jokes myself. I'll get you a Jim Davidson video for christmas. :rolleyes:

Q: What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
A: Their last big hit was The Wall!

We don't need no neck braces
We don't need no full control
No dark Chevrolets making right turns
Dale leave those bricks alone....
All in all it's just another hick in the wall


Hahhahaha

Quote :

Can't say I'm all that keen on racist jokes myself. I'll get you a Jim Davidson video for christmas.

Ah, but at least the site isn't biased against one particular group of people- no matter what your colour or nationality is, somewhere on that site is a joke about you. It's quite balanced

Blas89: And there I was thinking I was the only one who liked the Dale Earnhardt jokes...

I've found my new home! Thanks

Quote from TiJay :

Ah, but at least the site isn't biased against one particular group of people- no matter what your colour or nationality is, somewhere on that site is a joke about you. It's quite balanced

I'm having problems finding the White jokes.

Quote from thisnameistaken :

I'm having problems finding the White jokes.

Famous

# Anna Nicole Smith
# Beatles
# Christopher Reeve
# Dale Earnhardt
# Diana
# Gary Glitter
# Harold Shipman
# Helen Keller
# Hitler
# Ian Huntley
# Jacko
# Kurt Cobain
# Madeleine McCann
# Michael Barrymore
# Mills McCartney
# Steve Irwin

Minority groups

* Americans
* Australians
* Estonian
* French
* German
* Goths
* Hillbilly
* Irish
* Russians
* Scottish
* Welsh

Quote from thisnameistaken :

I'm having problems finding the White jokes.

You must have some sort of guilty concious Kev, each time such a topic appears you feel the need to post that you're so anti-racism and love the world.

Quote from Rooble :

You must have some sort of guilty concious Kev, each time such a topic appears you feel the need to post that you're so anti-racism and love the world.

There seem to be a lot of people here these days who are more familiar with my own posting history than I am.

Quote from thisnameistaken :

There seem to be a lot of people here these days who are more familiar with my own posting history than I am.

Yeah because everyone loves you and you are God.

Not like a really important God, but one of those cheesy YouTube ZZZ list celebrity type God.... Like yeah!.. ?

I see.

I never thought you'd be the first person on my ignore list.

Quote from Lible :

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

I'd agree, atleast uncyclopedia is in humor, most of these jokes on sikipedia are just that, sick and is a waste of bandwidth.

Quote from thisnameistaken :

I see.

I never thought you'd be the first person on my ignore list.

Oh you big girl, you...

How dare I mock the noble Kev with my puerile words, I must now spend the rest of eternity at the bottom of his soul.

But yeah cool, k bye.

I wish my lawn was emo - then it could damn well cut itself.

Wow, because that one is SOO new... Did you just make that one up...

Meh. It's the best emo joke there is

Quote from TiJay :

Sickipedia

Kaspersky AV pops up with a trojan alert, but I can't find anything about it on google so it could be something brand new.

It's idendified as Trojan-Downloader.JS.Agent.et and gets loaded from a different page - this page is being loaded from an invisible iframe on Sickipedia.

Looks too suspicious to me - I recommend you guys scan your computers... and preferably remove the link.

Ps. It gets loaded from sub-pages as well.

Quote from r4ptor :

Kaspersky AV pops up with a trojan alert, but I can't find anything about it on google so it could be something brand new.

It's idendified as Trojan-Downloader.JS.Agent.et and gets loaded from a different page - this page is being loaded from an invisible iframe on Sickipedia.

Looks too suspicious to me - I recommend you guys scan your computers... and preferably remove the link.

Ps. It gets loaded from sub-pages as well.

It says nothing here and i use Norton Antivirus 360..

I got the same alert while at work r4ptor. Smells fishy...

Sorry guys, if I'd have known I would have said. I browse with Javascript off and Adblock on. Or perhaps the page has been hijacked very recently?

Quote from TiJay :

Sorry guys, if I'd have known I would have said. I browse with Javascript off and Adblock on. Or perhaps the page has been hijacked very recently?

Hmm.. the site hosting/containing the trojan is completely deleted now (in other words: sickipedia.org) seems to be safe now, however it still have links to the other site.