....suggestions?

p.s. I'm bored.

Enjoy it for as long as you can. Some day it will be gone, and you'll miss it.

stand up, stretch out a little bit, race more. Repeat as necessary.

Here's the solution to your probs! Good for the back & bum: Indian Nail Mattress
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shake dat laffy taffy

A good wife who will kneel behind your chair, reach around underneath you while you sit and race and give a nice light slow massage as you race .

Hmmm, now don't you all get disgusting with the other things she could be doing . I was talking on topic about massaging the bum!!!

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was talking on topic about massaging the bum!!!

That's what they all say

Get someone to rub it for you!

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Can I have that as a slogan on my car?

Of course!

You should probably amputate it yourself before it becomes gangrenous.

Get off yer chair and get some excersize. Go on a bike ride do SOMETHING!

Now that you know the magic of something going numb, you can start sitting on your hand. After a few minutes you will be ready to enjoy your new little helper aka. "the stranger".

Sometimes my ears go numb from not realizing I've had my headphones on too long when not in use....

Then again, the male itch is worse...

My advice is tell your boyfriend to stop using the lub with morphine in it

Oh I'm witty...

Quit yer job, rob a bank and flee the country, to live a life of rock 'n roll excess while bribing the local authorities as you tour the world, only to return, write a book about your experiences which will sell and give you a genuine source of income to top up your now rather depleted swag, and you become a modern hero icon in the process, eventually becoming elected city mayor, then PM, then become the first ruler of the free world, then get assasinated as a victim of your own success, and be remember for all eternity.

Either that or ring up a dirty chat line, you choose.