Am I the only one (in the UK anyway) that isnt really looking forward to summer.
Don't get me wrong, the nice sunny days and that "summer smell" is great and all, but I think too many people excuse the crappy things of summer just because its hot.
Just think about it...
Sweaty, smelly people throughout the day.
Any slightly sudden movements and you break into a sweat.
Having to shower too many times a day as sweating is uncomfortable.
Your bollocks sweat.
You have to not laugh who stick their bottom lip out to blow air or breath onto their face.
Sleepless nights as you are hot and sweaty
Your family and/or friends have to look at your ass or your nuts because you decided it was too hot under the duvet.
The sun shines on your monitor/tv.
You sneeze 10 times every 3 seconds because pollen is in the air.
Cars are like ovens when you get into them.
You go to buy a nice cold drink from the shop but because everyone else is hot, they have to keep restocking the fridge so the nice cold drinks are now horrible warm piss.
You get flies around your house.
You get those horrible fly catching stripes stuck to your clothes and fly love you.
You get flys having sex on your dinner.
Flys shit on everything so you get tiny black spots on things.
You buy a desktop fan that just turbo charges warm air into your face.
Your PC overheats as your fan is sucking in cold air.
Your arse crack gets sweaty.
Your get sexy sweat patches under your arms.
You want to buy air con for your house but for that price you would rather be hot.
Your car over heates...
and soooo much more.
I hope I'm not alone
Don't get me wrong, the nice sunny days and that "summer smell" is great and all, but I think too many people excuse the crappy things of summer just because its hot.
Just think about it...
Sweaty, smelly people throughout the day.
Any slightly sudden movements and you break into a sweat.
Having to shower too many times a day as sweating is uncomfortable.
Your bollocks sweat.
You have to not laugh who stick their bottom lip out to blow air or breath onto their face.
Sleepless nights as you are hot and sweaty
Your family and/or friends have to look at your ass or your nuts because you decided it was too hot under the duvet.
The sun shines on your monitor/tv.
You sneeze 10 times every 3 seconds because pollen is in the air.
Cars are like ovens when you get into them.
You go to buy a nice cold drink from the shop but because everyone else is hot, they have to keep restocking the fridge so the nice cold drinks are now horrible warm piss.
You get flies around your house.
You get those horrible fly catching stripes stuck to your clothes and fly love you.
You get flys having sex on your dinner.
Flys shit on everything so you get tiny black spots on things.
You buy a desktop fan that just turbo charges warm air into your face.
Your PC overheats as your fan is sucking in cold air.
Your arse crack gets sweaty.
Your get sexy sweat patches under your arms.
You want to buy air con for your house but for that price you would rather be hot.
Your car over heates...
and soooo much more.
I hope I'm not alone