One day St. Peter is raking leaves outside the pearly gates when Jesus walks by.....it's a Friday.

Peter says "Jesus" will you cover for me....."Jesus" being the nice guy he is says sure.....Take off I'll close up.

15 Minutes later......an old man approaches just as "Jesus" is closing up.

"Jesus" with a heavy sigh says to the old man...what did you ever do to deserve to enter....the old man is taken aback ( means he was surprized).

Old man says "I never did anything outstanding....I'm just a lowly carpenter.......BUT ...My son .....now he was a fine lad.

People all over the world speak his name even today .....(old man keeps bosating about his son)

"Jesus" thinking this old guy could be his father.......throws open his arms and rushes at the "OldMan" screaming "Father".....

The "OldMan"........throws open his arms and screams


"Pinocchio"

Har Har Har :d

:something:dopey:

sure hope ou dont get struck by lightning :something

Quote from funnybone2 :

sure hope ou dont get struck by lightning :something

Funny you should say that, a techie in Japan has invented a Umbrela that has internet access......what could go wrong ?

I already knew that joke.. too bad.

It was funny the 1st and 2nd time though.

Quote from AtomAnt :

Funny you should say that, a techie in Japan has invented a Umbrela that has internet access......what could go wrong ?

u and ur umbrellas ,good joke btw

2 things...

Rather, I'm being so silly and I dont get it...

or

...I do get it, its just so silly I cant believe that is the punch line.

That's AtomAnt for you, live with it .