You start saying 'lol'
Or when you are in a showroom and somebody asks for a car that's not there, you yell 'This host does not allow you to drive that car!'
You know you've played too much LFS when You take your keyboard with you everywhere and say "This will help me if I crash, look I just have to press shift+p"
- You look at your dashboard to check your tyre temperatures
- You sit at traffic lights with your foot to the floor
- You know the exact apex of all corners on your journey to work
- You refer to the journey home from work as Work Reversed
- You accidentally used the phrase "force feedback" to your mechanic
- You insist to your mechanic that if he tightens your rear shocks by 2 points you can take half a second off your journey home
- You ask him to send you his setup
It starts to rain and you think 'ooh, new feature in patch X'.
You drive into a McDonalds drive through and look for the F12 key on your dashboard to adjust the order.
You go to a friend's house and stand outside the front door and say 'downloading skin 1/50' and when he/she tells you to go away, you say 'you were kicked from the server'. And when they say 'don't come back', you write '/ban (your name) 999, and put it on their front door, and every time you walk past, you mutter 'host refused connection'
Also when you see a police car, you say to yourself "I can't shift+s, I can't shift+P, I can't reset, or I'll be banned"
You want a new paint job, but instead of going to a shop, you wait in the middle of the street, and tell people that "THE LAG WON'T LET ME SHIFT+P, JUST WAIT"
You forget to press the clutch pedal while shifting.
Happened to me when driving with my instructor, but i got away with it because of my perfect reving, so that the gearbox didn't make a sound when i shifted. Also, i only ever noticed that i was shifting without clutch when the instructor pointed out that i was the smoothest shifter he had ever taught.
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