Choose the best ones truthfully because this is really needed. Well, no it isn't but I just wanna see what you guys think.

Band names (Choose the best 5):
Natural Aspiration
Raging Screams
23
The Scream
Armageddon
Exclamation Mark
Jigsaw Memory
Hell Freeze
Day Before Fall


Song Names (Choose the best 20):
If life hands you lemons, throw them at children
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She thought his name was John
246789 10
Sucky Sucky Five dollars
Stones in My Hand
Comb over Sex
Contemplating Suicide
Don’t call me, I’m in bed
Dot Dot Dot Beep
Les Cours
Awooga!
Rotten Intestines
Memories
You Fam, Are a Good Boy
I Pulled My Ham String, but My Beef String Is OK
Die Butter in the Middle One
Beer Flavoured Piss
Bullet through the Back of the Head
The Hole in my Life
Piece by Piece
Last Man Standing
Ego-Maniac
Naturally Aspirated
Pleading Guilty
23
In Pain
The Scream
Power Trip
Murder in the Night
Insanity
Aches
Open by Hand
Beef Noodle Soup
Blood down my Arm
Rotting Corpse
Hold Your Stage
X-Ray
Super-Sargasso Sea
Extreme

Thanking you for your help!

Never heard of any of them, then again i don't listen to heavy rock

They're made up so no you won't have heard of any of them.

I'm starting a band and asking everyone what names we should have.

Isn't choosing song names before writing songs a bit premature?

And a slight take on cars... Natural Aspiration Forced Introduction :X