Let's see...
Arriving late at school and work: 1271 times in total.
Having a laugh about a girl and accidently sending it to her instead of a friend.
Getting in an elevator at college. A hot girl gets in with her friends. The elevator goes up to my destined story instead of their story, downstairs. It had priority for only me while 4 girls were waiting to go downstairs. I wanted to say "Haha, sorry for that, you know what, let's stop the elevator and go to your story now and pretend it never happened."
But instead I said:
"We can get down as well." ._
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I was saved by the elevator beep and got out with a tomato-head. Oh god!
Oh yeah, I smacked my head into the pavement while taking a corner on my racing-bike, in front of whole bunch of people. The pedal hit the tarmac and I was thrown off balance.
I won't go on for the sake of my image.