So...What happened?

I'm not a HP reader, but its nice to know what happened, so when chatting to the opposite sex, I can say I cant believe...

Thank you

Pulling with potter Nice idea dam its too late for me..i already have the missus and kid

harry died

I'm already with someone, but atleast...*Deep voice* I've still got it...

Quote from chanoman315 :

harry died

Really or is that your sence of humour...

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My girlfriend's on the epilogue now:

Spoilers in white text below:

Hedwig dies (the owl!)
Dobby dies (some sort of goblin thing?)
Lupin dies (not a flower, a person)
Snape dies (baddie who turns out to be a goodie)
Voldemort dies (baddie who really is a baddie)

And that's about that. I read all the people who died on the web a couple of days before the release but somehow managed to keep my mouth shut until she'd finished the book.

My brother says at the end the book goes 19 years into the future and Harry Pothead marries Ron's little sister, and Ron marries Hermione.

I wish he coulda died, evil takes over and the world falls apart. That would be my kind of story.

All the important things that happen in the book in white.

* Burbage dies

* Hedwig dies

* Mad-Eye dies

* Scrimgeour (minister of magic) dies

* Wormtail dies

* Dobby dies

* Snape dies

* Fred Weasley dies

* Harry gets killed by voldemort

* Comes back to life

* Kills voldemort

* Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed

Nineteen years later, in the epilogue:

* Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo

* Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.

* Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius

(I have read the book, about a week before it came out, but i copied pasted that).

I'd do Hermione..Erm, anyway...

Thanks everyone, nice to be kept up to date about things

Quote from The General Lee :

I'd do Hermione..Erm, anyway...

Thanks everyone, nice to be kept up to date about things

Indeed, who wouldnt.

I got a head start on you lot in the race for Hermione...she goes to skool in Oxford!!

Yes, but bladey, what about the age difference and your own kid?

and, because I'm a true ****, I spoiled the book to some girl who's obsessed over it (and spoiled the prior book to me). This was before it was even released.

Quote from dawesdust_12 :

Yes, but bladey, what about the age difference and your own kid?

What age difference?? I wont tell if you dont! :P
As for my daughter,
a) She is straight,
b) she is too young for Hermione,
c) She fancies Draco anyway!


Things that were written OUT of the ending.....(but should have been left in!)

Voldemort telling Harry.. "I am your Father!"
Harry discovering that Hermione is really his twin sister.
Dobby teaching Harry advanced 'magic' in a swamp
Dumbledore saying to Dobby (about Harry) "He is our only hope"
Dobby replying "No...there is another"
In the final battle...Dumbledores ethereal voice telling Harry to "Use the wand Harry, Use the WAND"!


Anybody spotted any similarities yet???

Quote from Bladerunner :

What age difference?? I wont tell if you dont! :P
As for my daughter,
a) She is straight,
b) she is too young for Hermione,
c) She fancies Draco anyway!


Things that were written OUT of the ending.....(but should have been left in!)

Voldemort telling Harry.. "I am your Father!"
Harry discovering that Hermione is really his twin sister.
Dobby teaching Harry advanced 'magic' in a swamp
Dumbledore saying to Dobby (about Harry) "He is our only hope"
Dobby replying "No...there is another"
In the final battle...Dumbledores ethereal voice telling Harry to "Use the wand Harry, Use the WAND"!


Anybody spotted any similarities yet???

Dumbledore saying to Dobby (about Harry) "He is our only hope"

He near enough does, he says to kingsley and lupin "Harry is our best hope, trust him."

The only way to make HP entertaining is replace the word "wand" with "wang"...

Is this some kind of horror book now?

I always thought this was mainly aimed for children but when I read that 10 people die Im not so sure anymore.

Quote from zeugnimod :

Is this some kind of horror book now?

I always thought this was mainly aimed for children but when I read that 10 people die Im not so sure anymore.

well there is a cover for adult readers out and one for youths/children.
I think that (because Harry and his friends are adult) the story is more for older readers...

btw: most of the newspapers have published a review for Harry Potter and the deathly hellows. The newspaper with the big 4 latters even published the ending. Well i think most of the newspapers will publish the ending, but the BILD done it from these fotocopies from the internet...

Quote from TiJay :

The only way to make HP entertaining is replace the word "wand" with "wang"...

Bash.org ftw.

Quote from bash.org :

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

Quote from Bladerunner :

What age difference?? I wont tell if you dont! :P
As for my daughter,
a) She is straight,
b) she is too young for Hermione,
c) She fancies Draco anyway!

Too bad, Hermione is a hot piece of ass (and legs, and breast, and face...)

Quote from Bladerunner :

Things that were written OUT of the ending.....(but should have been left in!)

Voldemort telling Harry.. "I am your Father!"
Harry discovering that Hermione is really his twin sister.
Dobby teaching Harry advanced 'magic' in a swamp
Dumbledore saying to Dobby (about Harry) "He is our only hope"
Dobby replying "No...there is another"
In the final battle...Dumbledores ethereal voice telling Harry to "Use the wand Harry, Use the WAND"!


Anybody spotted any similarities yet???

You've obviously been reading the wrong books, becuase a better ending would result in a few romantics between Harry and Hermione... romantics not appropriate for these kid friendly forums.

Quote from dawesdust_12 :

Too bad, Hermione is a hot piece of ass (and legs, and breast, and face...)



You've obviously been reading the wrong books, becuase a better ending would result in a few romantics between Harry and Hermione... romantics not appropriate for these kid friendly forums.

Wink Wink Nudge nudge

Harry potter and the philosophers bone.

Harry Potter and the Half-hard Prince...

Sounds like the title to a very homosexual inappropriate movie...

Quote from DeKo :

Bash.org ftw.

Im dying here.

Harry Potter and the deathly hard-on?

Harry potter's ring is on fire (goblet of fire).

Quote from DeKo :

Harry potter and the philosophers bone.

-r

Quote from DeKo :

Bash.org ftw.

I never knew so many people read that stuff, it's the second time tonight someone posted about it in different fora