Quote from DeKo :

Bash.org ftw.

Oh Jeez...that was so bloody funny my ribs are actually hurting!!
Cant remember the last time I had tears running down my face because of laughing!


What about HP and the Secret Chamber-pot?

bash.org is the best place on the internet.

Quote from bash.org :

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

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<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

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<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<peng> ...
<peng> what?
<VolteFace`> oh shit
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit

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<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

Quote :

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

/me is out 10 bucks...


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Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it

Quote from FOGlegsy :

Pulling with potter Nice idea dam its too late for me..i already have the missus and kid

..myeah i know it's pure shite ain't it

Soooooo...

Was there any wild akimbo gun fighting going on in the end, Hard Boiled style?

"<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a ****en impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally"


Oh sweet jesus my sides hurt!

jakg, try qdb.us too, there's more fun quotes there too.

<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people.
<SpaceRain> STUPID

<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense

Oh

I said that caus i hav no idea wat yer on bout





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yo fluxsa whatha fcuk yo smoken yo

edit: pm me

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yo fluxsa whatha fcuk yo smoken yo

edit: pm me

Cornflakes

Quote from dj-fluxsa :

Cornflakes

better than cheeseflakes LOL!

Here it is again :

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<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

Quote from sgt.flippy :

Here it is:

Wake up Flippy...that was posted on page one of this thread!!
(still funny though!)

Quote from Bladerunner :

Wake up Flippy...that was posted on page one of this thread!!
(still funny though!)

Doh

Probably mildly amusing for the under 15's here. For the rest of us its just a load of purile nonsense

Quote from al heeley :

Probably mildly amusing for the under 15's here. For the rest of us its just a load of purile nonsense

You mean the book or the wang thing?

The wang thing is funny because of the nonsense-factor involved.

I always thought Bladerunner was a little bit older than 15.

I thought it was hilarious

Somebody start a Lost&Found thread....I know, I'll start...



Anybody finding it please return it to:

Al Heeley,
Mod,
LFS Forms
Teh Interwebs.

Thank You!

Quote from Bladerunner :

Somebody start a Lost&Found thread....I know, I'll start...

LOST!
One sense of humour!!

Anybody finding it please return it to:

Al Heeley,
Mod,
LFS Forms
Teh Interwebs.

Thank You!

rofl!

Guess Al is a big Potter fan