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Another Chuck Norris thread XD
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Another Chuck Norris thread XD
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
  • Run, before he finds you
  • Try a different person
dont believe me?
click

hmm, while on the topic, im gonna look for some other google easter eggs
ah

Type "google" before all of these and then hit im feeling lucky
chuck norris
linux
gothic
1337
easter egg
loco
bsd

just hit im feeling lucky after typing these in, no google in front
ewmew fudd
xx-piglatin

just type this into google regularly
answer to life, the universe and everything
what is the deal with chuck norris? whats the story? I saw him on TC jamaca once but he was inactive so i couldn't ask him.
yes I'm a N00b at LFSHistory
everybody loves chuck norris!
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!! Damn thats funny man! xD
Gothic
Loco
Moon Earth
Secrets
Capinsanoaus
Cheese

Here's a few more
how do I enter them into google?
Rofl at this topic
Chuck Norris Ftw!

This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 8 seconds.

>.<
Quote from The Very End :This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 8 seconds.

I bet that rule doesn't apply to Chuck Norris.
At least not for Jakg!
didnt anyone notice theres something wrong with that photo , ill let you kids figure it out ( and no its not the Poor chuck norris joke so please dont try to be funny or ill be forced to flame your ass harder then geogre micheal at mardi gra
Only one that doesn't work is "Gothic" for me when I search
:bowdown:
"Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile."

Not only will he beat you're backside all over the place, he'll make sure you're wife/girlfriend remains satisfied.
I'm Chuck Norris sometimes. .. ..
Quote from S14 DRIFT :I'm Chuck Norris sometimes. .. ..

I'm not Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris is me.






Chuck Norris can post within 60 seconds without waiting.
  • Chuck Norris can drive the RAC - with his teeth.
  • ChucK Norris doesn't restart Races - he roundhouse kicks everybody back to last week.
  • Chuck Norris does not drive a Racecar, the Car is scared of Chuck Norris and tries to drive away.
  • Eric once blamed Chuck Norris as a Cheater - He has never been seen again.
  • In S3 there are no Gravel Traps around the Circuits, just Chuck Norris standing around. Would you make a mistake?
  • Ever wondered why nobody is passing the Safety Car? Guess who's driving it.
  • Chuck Norris got his first LFS WR at the age of 16. Seconds.
  • Today Chuck Norris holds all WR's, the others are just the closest anybody has ever been to them.
  • Chuck Norris dosn't Jumpstart - he decides when the Race starts.
Quote from sgt.flippy :
Chuck Norris can post within 60 seconds without waiting.

LOL

and LMFAO at Highsides post made my day
#22 - JTbo
Quote from Highsider9 :
  • Eric once blamed Chuck Norris as a Cheater - He has never been seen again.
  • Ever wondered why nobody is passing the Safety Car? Guess who's driving it.

ROFL at these two!!
Quote :In S3 there are no Gravel Traps around the Circuits, just Chuck Norris standing around. Would you make a mistake?

LMAO
It would revolutionary (how the heck is that spelled) the driving level of the drivers in LFS
I just said this in another thread...

Chuck Norris jogged home after a vasectomy.
As soon as he got home, he impregnated his wife.

(the jogging home after vasectomy someone else said. I added the Chuck Norris)

Added: Here's one I haven't heard until now.....

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and attaches only a picture of himself crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes.... EVER!

Chuck himself, reading the top 10..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v ... ;mode=related&search=
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Another Chuck Norris thread XD
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