That was really funny stuff, how Chuck Norris can be so funny when reading facts from Chuck norris 
That was really funny stuff, how Chuck Norris can be so funny when reading facts from Chuck norris Chuck Norris > Jack Bauer
My personal favorites from over the years...
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris does not go hunting. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
Chuck Norris CAN beleive it's not butter.
Chuck Norris does not tea bag women. He potato sacks them.
Chuck Norris once visited "The Virgin Islands". They are now just "The Islands".
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
When the boogie man goes to bed he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Who would win in a fight between the Incredible Hulk and Super man?.... Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep.... He waits.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris does not go hunting. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
Chuck Norris CAN beleive it's not butter.
Chuck Norris does not tea bag women. He potato sacks them.
Chuck Norris once visited "The Virgin Islands". They are now just "The Islands".
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
When the boogie man goes to bed he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Who would win in a fight between the Incredible Hulk and Super man?.... Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep.... He waits.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
C.
Rofl Jack Bauer omg
And why the feck is it allways America that haves to save the world?
Lol, the day I see a serie on the TV where I norwegian hero (Martin Schanke? lol?) I`m going to belive that the moon has fall down.
Type "french military victories" into google, then hit I'm Feeling Lucky.
Lool! xD
If it`s the same site as you other got
(x is a named war, just not specific on what war)
x war - lost
x war - lost
x war - lost
x war - tied, (closed to, almost draw but still lost)
Haha, poor france
If it`s the same site as you other got
(x is a named war, just not specific on what war)
x war - lost
x war - lost
x war - lost
x war - tied, (closed to, almost draw but still lost)
Haha, poor france
Chuck Norris made Karate one of the most popular sports in the world. :sheep: :sheep: :sheep:
Damn!
Chuck Norris rules the whole world, evrybody know that. But what would happen if Chuck Norris met ....... Steven Segal ?!?!
If there is one actor as 'good' as Chuck is surely Steven !! Especialy for his facial's expressions (here). Look how convincing he his. What a master !!
And because you like facts, here are the Steven Segal's Facts, ho yhea !
If there is one actor as 'good' as Chuck is surely Steven !! Especialy for his facial's expressions (here). Look how convincing he his. What a master !!
And because you like facts, here are the Steven Segal's Facts, ho yhea !
Chuck Norris did sweat one drop of sweat once, from that sweat did born Steven Segal
Looooooool!
It explain de flying kick and others karateka's special and secret technics. Damn, i should have noticed that!
That remembered me of this Seagal cartoon .
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Chuck Norris can count to Schfifty-five.
Chuck Norris can count to Schfifty-five.
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